You know you're addicted to DG when...

[kette_master]

I have three kids all under the age of 4. Needless to say, I've changed many diapers over the last few years.

...so...

You know your addicted to DG when you pretend the wet, rolled-up diaper is a putter and the trashcan is the basket. :D I've become a dang good diaper putter. :rolleyes:

[timg]

Is the diaper understable or overstable? :D

[kette_master]

Speed: 0
Glide: 0
Turn: 0
Fade: 0

[mobster]

Makes me wanna have kids, lol, but empty video games cases probably fly a little better than diapers...I just need a basket in gamestop.

[magictenor1]

I've been known to throw frisbees at my kids.

[DGtourist]

I've never met a box that didn't get flung toward the trash. I get first crack at the pizza box!

[weum107]

Man....used to love tossing those nifty little marker discs around the Search and Rescue office in Idaho Falls.....nothing like catching your superior in the cheek around a blind corner while he is on the phone with the Sheriff! Priceless!! DG 4 ever!

[MoPhunk]

I was playing at middle park in bettendorf ia the other day and i found an empty pizza box. If you got twice par on any hole the next hole you had to pllay with the pizza box. My rule and unfortunately i was the first to find out how hard it is to play with a pizza box.

[Texconsinite]

Even better if theres still pizza inside the box, so you at least have a snack, yumm yumm. Like carrying the beverage cooler after scoring highest on the previous hole. In both cases, you lose and win at the same time!!!

[magictenor1]

I once hit a moving squirrel that ran across my path. It was about 40-50 ft away and I had a disk in my hand and let fly as a reflex. Nailed it. The squirrel rolled over, sat up, shook itself, and ran off.

[DGtourist]

"For a vegetarian you're an evil shot."

[matt30556]

Two weeks ago I woke up with a migraine, threw up 4 - 5 times and then went and played a tournament at Cordorus State Park in Hanover, PA. Came in DFL in AM1, but if that isn't addiction I don't know what is.

[DGtourist]

Two weeks ago I woke up with a migraine, threw up 4 - 5 times and then went and played a tournament at Cordorus State Park in Hanover, PA. Came in DFL in AM1, but if that isn't addiction I don't know what is.

Here, let me throw some hole punches down on your man card.

[Donovan]

You know your addicted to DG when...

...all your broken dishes are replaced by discs.

...you've determined there's enough light before sunrise to start your round.

...you have to buy new socks each week, because last weeks looks like dirt. (wear black socks)

...the backseat of your car has nothing but discs and sunblock...And both are seatbelted in.

...someone asks you, "what's in the bag?" while leaving the grocery store and you start replying with the name of your favorite driver.

...someone asks you to pass the butter, and they get hit in the face with your putter.

[DirtyMittenDG]

when the nearest course to you is only 5 miles away but you still go across the street and spray paint trees to make a full out long 21 hole course

[Donovan]

You know you're addicted to DG when...

...everytime you have to walk any distance at all, you are plotting the best shots to get there.

...you run up to something and you start throwing in a last second X-step.

...everytime you step outside you begin by checking the wind direction.

...your new catch phrase for something cool just happened is now, "CHING!"

...animals, insects, and fictional characters all have correlating weights and colors.

...tye-dye does not make you think of clothes anymore.

...you use the word anheiser while giving directions. Everyone else is thinking "Beer?"

...someone mentions 'candy' and you start talking 'plastics.'

[Olorin]

Donovan,

Thanks for the laughs! These are classic. Are you making these up yourself, or getting them somewhere?

[Donovan]

I just made them up as I posted them. Could be a book deal in the future... just kidding! Thaks for the kudos brother.

[magictenor1]

When you play over 500 holes in 5 days on DG vacation.

[magictenor1]

when you see any piece of land you evaluate it as to how a course would fit there.

[Olorin]

...you stop at rest stops while traveling and you can picture what disc golf holes would be like there.

[Olorin]

...you get on DG message boards at all hours of the day and night.

[magictenor1]

Amen to that.

[DGtourist]

You know you're addicted to DG when...

...everytime you have to walk any distance at all, you are plotting the best shots to get there.

...you run up to something and you start throwing in a last second X-step.

...everytime you step outside you begin by checking the wind direction.

...your new catch phrase for something cool just happened is now, "CHING!"

...animals, insects, and fictional characters all have correlating weights and colors.

...tye-dye does not make you think of clothes anymore.

...you use the word anheiser while giving directions. Everyone else is thinking "Beer?"

...someone mentions 'candy' and you start talking 'plastics.'

Thanks for the laughs, you rock man. I'm always checking the wind, I'll add.

.....If after checking the wind you instantly think of a hole that would be good to play.

[Donovan]

You know you're addicted to DG when...

you actually have paid some scavenger $5 to buy back the same disc that you lost last week.

you carry a snorkal and fins in the trunk of your car, just in case you lose your best disc in the water hazard.

the term "UFO" refers to an arrant disc buzzing by you, just missing your head, and all you can think is, "Was that a Champion Disc?"

you confuse the brand, color, size, and name of discs with condoms.

you attempt to call someone a derogatory phallic name and it comes out "Disck Head!"

you forget a "road roller" is actually an engineering vehicle used to compact soil, gravel, concrete, or asphalt.

you have searched Amazon.com for a sports comedy featuring disc golf.

you just have to go up to the guy in the 'Cow Pie Throwing Contest' and demonstrate how he should be holding and throwing it to gain distance.

you recommend using the mini disc, when your girlfriend can't find her IUD.

you get your food tray at a restaurant and you practice the power grip on it.

you have to explain to your girlfriend that a "thumber" is not a sexual thing.

you've replaced your cars fuzzy dice with a hanging mini disc.

you've had to tell more than one person, "THAT IS NOT A GRILL!"

[Donovan]

You know you're addicted to DG when...

you hear any song on the radio with "Breaking the Chains" in the lyrics and you instantly start thinking about the long putt you made once.

catch yourself standing in your cube at the office practicing your shot with an imaginary disc (just like the idiots who do it with imaginary golf clubs. Yeah, you know who I am referring too.) ;o)

you have actually taken a brief moment to considered why they didn't call it Basketdisc (basketball) instead. (Of course we all know that the baskets didn't come until later.)

the phrase "chain smoking' has nothing to do with tobacco.

you have put a disc in your hand for no reason but to just touch it.

you are waiting in line for food with an empty plate in your hand and you turn it over to look at the design to see with way it might turn if you threw it.

you start wearing Kangol hats, because they look cool like a disc on your head. ;o)

[kette_master]

[QUOTE]
you are waiting in line for food with an empty plate in your hand and you turn it over to look at the design to see with way it might turn if you threw it.
QUOTE]

I'm guilty of this one for sure. :D

[JR Stengele]

Own over 85 discs, three bags, one basket (eventually two), and still want more............

[Midnightbiker]

I know I got it bad, because everytime I see a nice open field or some land with trees, I think " that would be a cool spot for a Disc Golf course". My wife is getting tired of my saying that.

I also think about Disc Golf all the time. I need help.

[Donovan]

…at a sporting event where everyone is chanting and doing the tomahawk motion, you start showing the guy next to you how their fingers should be to gain some distance.

…someone tells you about how they just picked up a used red Stingray and you are dumbfounded that they were referring to a Corvette.

…your computer background has discs displayed on it.

…you own or considered having a custom mini made out of something other than plastic.

…sucking on a piece of hard candy, you try to shape it into a disc. You are even more of an addict if you take it out of your mouth to look at it.

…people in your family can explain to others what disc golf is, even though they have never played themselves (shame on you for allowing this to happen).

…you are considering climbing Mt. Everest just to try and break the world record for the longest disc throw.

[DiscGolfJunkie]

I was picked up for traffic warrants and I spent the entire time in jail planning how I was going to win the next tournament shot for shot. For 3 days I SWEAR I completely planned how I was going to play the round, and I went out and executed exactly how I planned for the most part.

Most people are begging and pleading to get out of jail but I just took time off work and relaxed and planned how I was going to finish 1st out of 24.


Finished +1 by the way....

That's how we do it in Texas

[Donovan]

That's how we do it in Texas

That is a great story!

[Olorin]

…you are considering climbing Mt. Everest just to try and break the world record for the longest disc throw.

It's been done!

The World Record for the Highest altitude throw (from the WFDF World Records) (http://www.wfdf.org/index.php?page=records/index.htm#other):
8,825 m by Christopher Pizzo (USA) at Mt. Everest, Nepal on 10/24/81

Donovan, these lists are great! Thanks for the laughs. ;>)

[Midnightbiker]

Is the diaper understable or overstable? :D


I think I found a listing on the stability of the diaper:


Difficulty 4
Speed 0
Glide 0
High Speed Stability 0
Low Speed Stability 0

[Donovan]

It's been done!

The World Record for the Highest altitude throw (from the WFDF World Records) (http://www.wfdf.org/index.php?page=records/index.htm#other):
8,825 m by Christopher Pizzo (USA) at Mt. Everest, Nepal on 10/24/81

Donovan, these lists are great! Thanks for the laughs. ;>)

Yes it has, but could they beat it if they jumped a little higher, or threw it from a ladder? Gotta keep thinking higher than the mountain. ;)

Thanks so much bro! Now, if I can only find an artist, we could put this in a small paperback book just for fun and sell a few. Not going to get rich from it, but it would be a great gift for other players. All artists please reply. ;)

[DGtourist]

The other morning I was accused of talking in my sleep, which is not uncommon for me. However I’m told that most of the time it never makes any sense I just say words that either don’t mean anything or that don’t logically go together. This morning my wife said I woke her up and I was telling her that “she was going to hurt the course if she continued doing that.” If that’s not a sign that you’re addict to disc golf than I don’t know what is.

[kette_master]

...you are driving to a tournament and looking at the other vehicles around you, try to guess who else is heading that same way - even though you are still miles away.

[nygfaninva]

While my In Laws were visiting(Meaning I couldn't go to the course) I was in the backyard with my putters, alternating between the Beware Of Dog sign and the Everlast on my heavy bag! MY Father In Law asked my Wife, "Why is he playing Frisbee by himself?" I had to correct him, Not Frisbee, But Disc Golf. I think thats a sign of my new addiction.

[Donovan]

The other morning I was accused of talking in my sleep, which is not uncommon for me. However I’m told that most of the time it never makes any sense I just say words that either don’t mean anything or that don’t logically go together. This morning my wife said I woke her up and I was telling her that “she was going to hurt the course if she continued doing that.” If that’s not a sign that you’re addict to disc golf than I don’t know what is.

Wow bro, that is funny. I wonder what you dreamed she was doing?

[WillA]

Okay here is my story. I am going Nashville for a bridge tournament this weekend and I am taking my wife and daughter. I am thinking about staying an extra day so I can play disc golf but that would cost about $300 because I would need two hotel rooms. Then it hit me. I could save the $300 to go see my daughter later this summer, stay two nights at the Lake Cumberland lodge and play more rounds than if I had an extra day in Nashville.

[Donovan]

You know you're addicted to DG when...

you request help on a disc golf forum in getting Disc Golf icons for your computer. - referenced thread (http://www.dgcoursereview.com/forums/showthread.php?t=357)

[jedwards]

Way to bring it full circle!

[PhattD]

You know you're addicted to Disc Golf When you refer to ball golf as, well.... ball golf.:cool:

[treethacker]

you may be addicted to disc golf when..........

you read these "you may be addicted " lines,identify with almost all of them and then think "I gotta go hit the course - NOW !"
the only other one I would add is - you wait all day while it is pouring down rain and wait for the slightest break in the weather and then even though the skies are still dark and cloudy as long as its not thundering and lighting you hit the course and are glad the tees are concrete (as opposed to mud)

[tomjulio]

You know you are addicted to disc golf when you:

1.own the license plate "DISC GOLF" in your state
2.inherited tons of land in 1980 from your parents and make it into a personal 24 hole course
3. install elongated cement tee pads on said course
4. spend 14 hours a week mowing said course, maintaining it alone
5. live on the course
6. let other disc golfers CAMP on the course
7. make the course public, accepting, but not requiring, donations
8. create and give away custom scorecards and map
9. try and greet EVERY player that plays
10. Is named Bill McKenzie who owns Flip City Disc Golf in Shelby,MI


...just had to get this one in cause I don't think any of us will come close to his personal addiction. Thank you Bill.

[Texconsinite]

the only other one I would add is - you wait all day while it is pouring down rain and wait for the slightest break in the weather (as opposed to mud)

Correction, you know you're addicted to Disc Golf when...
anytime it starts pouring rain, you immediately throw on an underarmor shirt and a swimsuit, and head out to your local course, hoping it keeps raining because you know then you won't have to wait to tee off. (then proceed to shoot your best round ever for that course)

Thats how I roll:cool:

[johan57santana]

when you hear the chains calling you during a class, text a friend, get up and leave in the middle of it.

[gcoghill]

You know you're addicted to DG when...

...animals, insects, and fictional characters all have correlating weights and colors.

Genius.

[Donovan]

...when you start quoting Caddyshack & Happy Gilmore lines on and off the course as if they were intended for disc golf all along.

[magictenor1]

When you are on this site every day even though you havn't been able to actually play in 2 months.

[nygfaninva]

When your hanging with a group of friends and any time they goof up you say "You just got treed!".....and everyone in the group gets the joke!

[nygfaninva]

When at work, during lunch, you and a coworker start tossing his putter into garbage cans from various distances and angles! Clean and empty fo course........Yes, WorldFamous and I have done this....too many times to mention.

[jedwards]

When your wife knows the difference between DX, Star and Champion plastic. Guess it's payback for all those chick flicks I have to endure :rolleyes:

[sidewinding]

1. You tell your wife "Let's go to Waco this weekend and get a hotel and take the kids to the zoo and have a fun, spontanious, family time / mini-vacation weekend.", but your wife knows you're really thinking "There are three courses in Waco and two in Temple that I've never played. How can I play them all in one weekend?".

2. You come on this site and give a course a bad review because the grass is waste high but your own lawn has not been mowed in weeks because all you do is work all day and then play DG.

3. You ask your kids "Who wants to go to the park?" and all at the same time they say "not me".

4. Everywhere you look you envision potential pin placements.

5. Your family and friends are secretely planning an intervention.

6. You always know what time it gets dark.

7. Your wife gets mad at you when you watch the weather.

8. You have an extreme love / hate relationship with the wind.

9. Your boss writes you up for spending too much time on dgcoursereview.com but you don't even hear him talking because you're looking at his Colorodo wall calendar and thinking "that would be a great place for a course".

10. You regularly use the term KC in conversation but you're not talking about Kansas City.

[Midnightbiker]

When you take your wife to work, and while you are there, you turn the area out front with trees into a 9 hole object course.

[PhattD]

You know you're addicted to disc golf when:
You're convinced some colors are more over stable than others.

You have to take your discs out of the car seat everytime you put your kid in.

And you find yourself thinking she'd probably be ok with just a seat belt.

Your friends want to know a bout a course they've never played and it's easier for them to ask you than to look it up online.

[nygfaninva]

When after years of never watching the weather report, you now care more about it than the sports!

[Donovan]

...you refer to drink lids as minis. "Oh look, there is a Sonic mini AND a McDonald's mini. I don't have either one of those in my collection. WhooHoo!" :D

[Donovan]

When after years of never watching the weather report, you now care more about it than the sports!

I'm so there!!!! :cool:

[agentdozzer]

Your drug counsler tells you "I think you have replaced your marijuana addiction with a disc golf addiction." True story she was right spent the money i saved from weed on a mach light.

[sidewinding]

If you are reading this right now.

[trifocal]

You know you're addicted to disc golf when:
You're convinced some colors are more over stable than others.

LOL....I thought I was the only one.

[Riley]

.......you play disc golf in the pouring rain, but wont check the mail till the sun comes out!!

[JR Stengele]

you wake up and go straight to the computer to log on to DGCR. = )

[gcoghill]

... you've applied the Power Grip to a Pringles lid.

[gcoghill]

The term "Anheiser-Busch" brings to mind a right-hand fade into the rough instead of beer.

[Jungle Tim]

If you are reading this right now.

When you have the kung foo panda noodle dream about dg, I dreamt i met the champ he signed my disc then i got an ace with it every time... how sad.

but perhapse more applicable...... replying to this post!!:):):)

man i love DG

[sidewinding]

If you've ever worried about your right arm getting bigger than your left, but then realized that if frequent masturbation didn't do it then disc golf probably won't either.

[Donovan]

If you've ever worried about your right arm getting bigger than your left, but then realized that if frequent masturbation didn't do it then disc golf probably won't either.

Again.....genius! Can I use that one from you bro?

[sidewinding]

Again.....genius! Can I use that one from you bro?

That one's for sale.

[Donovan]

That one's for sale.

But I want it free just for being a sarcastic.

[sidewinding]

If you've tried more than three times to figure out how the PDGA player ratings system works.

If squirrels no longer fear you because they see you so often, and sometimes you secretly think of yourself as their leader.

If you've used the term "elevation change" in a conversation not pertaining to DG.

[sidewinding]

If you've created your very own disc golf website.

[Riley]

Addicted;YES. I went to Target on my luch break today to get a new pair of work pants. I left with a new cooler and umbrella chair for the tournament this weekend!!!

[tomjulio]

The term "Anheiser-Busch" brings to mind a right-hand fade into the rough instead of beer.

ahahahahaha...best one yet!

[gcoghill]

If you've ever worried about your right arm getting bigger than your left, but then realized that if frequent masturbation didn't do it then disc golf probably won't either.

Or you've switched your "Rosy Palm" hand to balance it all out :P

[sidewinding]

Or you've switched your "Rosy Palm" hand to balance it all out :P

I tried that but i'm a little overstable if you know what I mean.

[gcoghill]

... the term "overstable" actually makes sense to you.

[Olorin]

If squirrels no longer fear you because they see you so often, and sometimes you secretly think of yourself as their leader.


Classic! I especially love this part "sometimes you secretly think of yourself as their leader".

[Olorin]

You know your addicted to DGCR when...
...you spend more time on this thread than you do writing course reviews.

[JR Stengele]

Classic quote by sidewinder. Classic!

[JR Stengele]

When you keep trying to come up with funny one liners to move up to a par member. = - )

[CBass]

I'm in the remodeling business, and there's always some fun to be had with can lids, paint, drywall, screws, mortar, glue, chunks of cut off tile. They are all super overstable, like -8 maybe, except the tiles.

[Donovan]

…you have started naming some of the trees and obstacles on the course. “On this hole you have to stay clear of Tree-a-saurus Rex, Barry's Boulder, and the Creek Monster.”

...some of your war stories start out, "And this one time, I got into some really bad Poison Ivy."

[nygfaninva]

…you have started naming some of the trees and obstacles on the course. “On this hole you have to stay clear of Tree-a-saurus Rex, Barry's Boulder, and the Creek Monster.”

...some of your war stories start out, "And this one time, I got into some really bad Poison Ivy."


Bryan Park here in Richmond has a few names....Hole 9 has "The Pissing tree" you figure why.....Hole 11 "Worst Hole Ever".....and of course Hole 14 has "Hobo Alley"....so I guess we all qualify as addicted....

[Riley]

Bayville Park in VA Beach has "Charlie Brown" in the fairway on hole #15.

[DiscChainBasket18]

Bayville Park in VA Beach has "Charlie Brown" in the fairway on hole #15.

I had "Charley Tuna" in a can but I let him out for lunch the other day!

[DiscChainBasket18]

There was a house for sale right on the street that goes down to my favorite DG course. It was like 6 houses away from the course. I seriously started thinking about how quick I could sell my current house so I could buy this one.

I snoozed & the house sold out from under me. Doh!

Realistically it was not going to happen but an addicted disc golfer would think this way

[jedwards]

I had "Charley Tuna" in a can but I let him out for lunch the other day!

See, I actually prefer the pouch to the can -- less fuss :D

[The Valkyrie Kid]

You really know you're addicted when...

on a vacation with your wife, in Colorado, in early April, you get up at 5 something o'clock, leave her sleeping in the hotel, get in your rental car, see that the temperature is a balmy 34 degrees, drive to a new course, and start your round before the sun comes up, ALL, so as not to disrupt the vacation plans with the wife.

[Olorin]

You really know you're addicted when...

on a vacation with your wife, in Colorado, in early April, you get up at 5 something o'clock, leave her sleeping in the hotel, get in your rental car, see that the temperature is a balmy 34 degrees, drive to a new course, and start your round before the sun comes up, ALL, so as not to disrupt the vacation plans with the wife.

I've done something similar many times (but maybe not so cold). Once, after a full day at Disney World, I snuck out the next day before dawn so that I could get in an Orlando course.

[Olorin]

...when you love being alone on a course before sunrise. You putt in the dark before you can even see the basket.

[Olorin]

...when you get on this message board more than 10 times a day! OK, >25? >50??

...when you wake up the middle of the night to pee then you post something here.

...when you don't log off of this discussion board for more than 6 months.

[Midnightbiker]

when you are on 4 different Disc Golf discussion boards.:cool:

[abelrod]

You know you're addicted when...

you cut a mini disc (with a rim) out of a stick notes pad and a razor blade at work and practice putting into your garbage.

[sidewinding]

If you've ever admired a disc you just purchased by holding it in the power grip and aiming at something while driving 70 MPH on the highway.

[Olorin]

...Firefox always has DGCR in the number one spot on your "Most Visited" tab.

[Disc Golf Greg]

haha that's a good one Olorin. I don't think I can top that.

[dangitboy]

When there is a 9 hole mini-course set up through out your house

[treethacker]

.....when you suck at the game and after your through for the day swear you're giving it up for good only to return the next day and the next and the next and.......

[brokenfixed]

...You got a fully assembled 5 gallon bucket lid, sheetmetal, cargo net, microphone stand sculpture sitting in your basement from the time when you decided to make your own basket while intoxicated

...You got a 5 gallon bucket hanging from a tree in your backyard cause you cant afford a basket

[soladeos]

you're reading and replying to this thread while you let the rest of the crew get the patient set up to electrically convert the patient's heart back to normal rhythm

[DiscChainBasket18]

.....when you suck at the game and after your through for the day swear you're giving it up for good only to return the next day and the next and the next and.......
...definitely been there & revisited many times. The game always drags me back. Said in my best Capt. Kirk voice: ...must...try..to resist. Oh, I can't do it.

[brokenfixed]

you're reading and replying to this thread while you let the rest of the crew get the patient set up to electrically convert the patient's heart back to normal rhythm

Dude you might wanna.....uh....get back to work...haha

[soladeos]

...when you actually take a tape measure to the course and measure the basket for dimensions so you can build one for yourself.

[ERicJ]

...when you actually take a tape measure to the course and measure the basket for dimensions so you can build one for yourself.
You can also find the technical specs for baskets on the PDGA website (which has been down for the past couple days). I guess knowing that is another sign of addiction.

ERic

[soladeos]

did that too %-)

[Jungle Tim]

.....when i was driving my car on the empty texan freeway after a weekend of DG in Corpus, i noticed that it drifted slowly to the left. I then spent the next 2 hours getting the car to s-curve its way down the road. When asked what i was doing i replied. My car hyzers, im driving a flex shot........... I think i now need to buy a new anhyser car and a striaght putt and approach car...........

[Olorin]

.....when i was driving my car on the empty texan freeway after a weekend of DG in Corpus, i noticed that it drifted slowly to the left. I then spent the next 2 hours getting the car to s-curve its way down the road. When asked what i was doing i replied. My car hyzers, im driving a flex shot........... I think i now need to buy a new anhyser car and a striaght putt and approach car...........

:D lol! You're sick dude! You need a 12 step program REALLY bad!! (Or for addicted disc golfers is it called an "X step" program?)

[Donovan]

.....when i was driving my car on the empty texan freeway after a weekend of DG in Corpus, i noticed that it drifted slowly to the left. I then spent the next 2 hours getting the car to s-curve its way down the road. When asked what i was doing i replied. My car hyzers, im driving a flex shot........... I think i now need to buy a new anhyser car and a striaght putt and approach car...........

Now that is genius!

[sidewinding]

If you wrote this: http://www.dgcoursereview.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4464&postcount=13

[Olorin]

Hey... I resemble that... :p

[teejw13]

when it starts pouring on hole 4 and you, the gf, and another couple decide to finish the round in your underwear so your cloths stay dry

[PhattD]

when it starts pouring on hole 4 and you, the gf, and another couple decide to finish the round in your underwear so your cloths stay dry

Are you sure that's why you played in your underwear?
I don't thiiink sooo!!!! :rolleyes:

[PhattD]

If you modify you discs to be easier to find when the snow is 2' deep.

[Geoffro]

If you modify you discs to be easier to find when the snow is 2' deep.

I've done this. I have also played in March in thigh high snow. Had to wear snowshoes. Makes the X-step a bit complicated. The good news? No such thing as an "ice-hazard."

[Geoffro]

...you've spent hours watching disc golf on Youtube.

...while doing this, you've called your wife into the computer room to watch a skip-ace.

...you know who Cubby is, and what his ace-count is at on any given day.

...when traveling for work, you consult not just Mapquest, but disc golf course review planning detours to play a round.

...you've stopped throwing your dog's frisbee for her because you think it's affecting your drive [or you've replaced your dog's frisbee with a retired Orc that doesn't fly right anymore].

...you've created new fairways my mixing and matching tee-pads with non-correspending baskets at your local course.

...you admit these truths freely to non-disc golfers.

[sidewinding]

If hearing the word FROLF makes you want to punch something.

If you've ever carried a midrange disc on a nature hike.

If you go in a store that sells discs at least once a week "just to look" even though you have more discs than you'll ever need.

If you always come out of said store with at least one new disc.

If you regularly fill virtual shopping carts with discs and then not purchase them.

[basmith42]

when you browse your local sporting good stores for discs even though your bag contains more discs that they carry...

[disc-o maniac]

i once hit a squirrel on a tree about 200 ft. away from the tee and it fell. hahaha diaper putter speed 0thats the new diaper from innova right ;)

[Olorin]

...you know who Cubby is, and what his ace-count is at on any given day.

Classic!

[Olorin]

If you've ever carried a midrange disc on a nature hike.

If you go in a store that sells discs at least once a week "just to look" even though you have more discs than you'll ever need.

If you always come out of said store with at least one new disc.

If you regularly fill virtual shopping carts with discs and then not purchase them.

More classics!

[atl scott]

you buy six champion bosses at USDGC even though you are eating peanut butter and jelly 5 times a week cause you're broke...... :)

[brokenfixed]

...When going away for a disc golf weekend with the wife is more important to fund than paying for groceries or oil to heat your house.

[humchris85]

…you have started naming some of the trees and obstacles on the course. “On this hole you have to stay clear of Tree-a-saurus Rex, Barry's Boulder, and the Creek Monster.”

On my home course "The Redwood Curtain" the holes are not only named, but the trees themselves are. Theres the 12 bastards, the four redwoods of the appocolipse, and each of those trees has a name.

[discflinger]

...when you've attempted to turbo a coaster at a sink (not in Chattanooga).

[discflinger]

...when you lose sleep thinking about your X-step (currently).

[austinirish]

I had to take Ambien because I couldn't sleep due to thinking about the sport.
Wierd

[sidewinding]

When the only time your wife's ever seen you cry is the day you found your perfectly seasoned 180 DX Shark warped from the heat in the trunk of your car.

[blackbelt135]

I am a new member to this forum, as well as a new enthusiast to disc golf. I have only been to my fairly local course 3 times now, in which case I played 9 holes my first time (then it got too dark so we had to call it quits), played 36 holes my second time, and 54 holes my third time. And I haven't stopped thinking about it ever since.

Regardless, today at work a box of proofs for some brochures I just designed came in. On the top was some crumpled up paper used as padding to protect them in shipping. I took the paper out and it was almost the exact same size as a disc. Sure enough, I gripped it, turn, then flung it towards the trash. Unfortunately I missed...but I think I'm justified to claim that the "disc" was fairly "warped".

[discflinger]

...when your parents urge you to drop out of school and go pro (not even kidding).

[blackbelt135]

when you buy a basket and put it in your basement to practice your putting over the winter

[atl scott]

When the only time your wife's ever seen you cry is the day you found your perfectly seasoned 180 DX Shark warped from the heat in the trunk of your car.

classic

[IrishCreamer]

this is probably already on here but...

when you call 'ball golf' 'ball golf'.

[DiscChainBasket18]

when you buy a basket and put it in your basement to practice your putting over the winter
I bring my basket into the garage in winter. If I put the basket in the far right front corner I can stand at the far back left corner & it's a good 20 feet (over the truck) haha

[JR Stengele]

I use mine in the garage for the same purpose. Mine however is over the outback. = )

[basmith42]

when you notice that Tropical Storm Omar is developing an slight S curve and then (ift hat wasn't enough) you know of a hole that curve would be perfect for.

[Geoffro]

when you buy a basket and put it in your basement to practice your putting over the winter

Further, when you set up your box fan on high behind the basket to practice putting into the wind.

[DiscChainBasket18]

Nice!

[blackbelt135]

when you purchase disc golf on your iPhone

[mviemaker07]

... when the word anheuser busch has nothing to do with beer, instead it just means ur gonna have a difficult next shot

[discinvan]

When you call the wife and tell her you to have to work late. Then you go play 18 holes of disc golf.

[Midnightbiker]

... when the word anheuser busch has nothing to do with beer, instead it just means ur gonna have a difficult next shot

Here is a sticker for your car:



http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd166/Midnightbiker/anhyzer-bush.gif

[swellerdiscgolf]

YOU'VE STARTED A DISC GOLF FANTASY LEAGUE WITH YOUR BUDDIES

[swellerdiscgolf]

YOUR FOUR YEAR OLD WOULD RATHER GO WITH YOU TO THE DG PARK THEN WITH YOUR WIFE TO THE PLAYGROUND (PG) PARK

[swellerdiscgolf]

you fight with your 10 month old daughter over the laptop while trying to reply to this thread

[swellerdiscgolf]

...when you actually take a tape measure to the course and measure the basket for dimensions so you can build one for yourself.

doing this right now and trying to figure out how to improve the one already built

[nygfaninva]

When your new custom drivers are displayed on your cell phone wallpaper!

[swellerdiscgolf]

when you use office supplies from work to "improve" your cardboard scorcard for the 100th time


annoying the other dg addicts you work with by talking about dg all day.

[Infidel]

When you see disc golf fairways in every piece of land you drive by.....

[Stevo]

...disc golf somehow finds its way into your resume

[Jungle Tim]

when you buy a basket and put it in your basement to practice your putting over the winter

or

when you buy a basket and put it in your bedroom to practice putting over the wife.

[Camgolfer]

I keep evaluating land for the best way to put a disc golf park in it. Last night I almost got in an accident driving while thinking about a nice spot.

[Camgolfer]

...disc golf somehow finds its way into your resume

I can do this because I helped a city plan and build one, but I would do it anyway...

[bjreagh]

...when you are a teacher and school is canceled because of dangerously icy roads, but you take advantage of the day off and brave the elements and go play in the snow and ice anyways.

[DR.M]

..............when you can take anything thats in the shape of a circle and tell how its going to fly then throw it and your friends think your obsessed.

[discflinger]

...when any school paper open in topic usually revolves around invention of the pluto platter, Frisbee baking company in Conn, and Steady Ed.

[lewisville150]

When you see orange tape wrapped around a tree in a median, someone's yard, anywhere, your first thought is "Mandatory?".

[swarren1977]

When you value your disc so much that they can be used against you in hostage like situations. I love the sport so much my wife knows it's the one way to get through to me in the mist of a heated argument. Sometimes she threatens to hide my discs or even worse, break them all :eek: if I don't get my act together. I can never tell how serious she is, but I don't test her. I love to throw and it's just not worth the argument.

Love the wife too :)

[NEWBY1151]

You are looking to buy a new house and you look at the backyard before the house.

[Matt aka N.G.S.P.]

if only i could make a course on my parents land... they have a retired x-mas tree farm on 7 acres of land w/ potential for a rad pitch n put layout in plenty of overgrown 40 ft x-mas trees.

[magictenor1]

I keep evaluating land for the best way to put a disc golf park in it. Last night I almost got in an accident driving while thinking about a nice spot. I do this all the time. I drive by somewhere and I can visualize great Dg holes.

[Midnightbiker]

I was listening to a story about the first Thanksgiving with the Pilgrims on the radio yesterday, and was thinking about if I lived back then how I would carve a disc out of wood and how to build a basket back in the 1600s.:o

[Matt aka N.G.S.P.]

I was listening to a story about the first Thanksgiving with the Pilgrims on the radio yesterday, and was thinking about if I lived back then how I would carve a disc out of wood and how to build a basket back in the 1600s.:oi think i'd just get a flat bread let it sun dry to a rock's hardness and chuck that... and 1/2 way through the course if ya got hungry you could eat it lol.... as far as baskets go perhaps wine barrels cut in half? hope you and everyone else here had a great t-givings!

[discflinger]

...you get up at 4:30 a.m. to drive two hours to play in the freezing cold.

[discflinger]

I take it back. It was a beautiful day.

[john campbell]

I do this all the time. I drive by somewhere and I can visualize great Dg holes.

Me too. I used to do that when I was a skateboarder (80's/90's). Draw lines in my mind when I was in a car or on the bus. I'd visualize my path and what I'd do if I were skating. Now I think about how I'd throw around that clump of trees, between those buildings, etc. and how I'd place tees and baskets along the highway. Jeez, we're sick.

[solomon.trenton]

I called out of work sick and got caught playing by a coworker who had the day off. That was a fun story to my boss.

[john campbell]

Oh, and late night putting practice. Drives the neighbors nuts.
http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll178/guerrillatheory/misc/DSCN0423.jpg

[Midnightbiker]

Oh, and late night putting practice. Drives the neighbors nuts.
http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll178/guerrillatheory/misc/DSCN0423.jpg


Same here. That's my truck in the background with all my bags. I am still waiting for the day the cops come by and ask what I am doing. I practice in an empty field next to the local Library.


http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd166/Midnightbiker/NightPractice2.jpg

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd166/Midnightbiker/Nightpractice-1.jpg

[sidewinder22]

When the cops arrest you for playing at night! That was fun tonite!

[gcr_russell]

-No one asks me what I've been doing with my time outside of work anymore because all 40 of my employees know the answer.
-Ive said ball golf to ball golfers in a regular conversation
-Ive converted the laundry basket in the back dock of the restaurant into a makeshift basket.
-I bring my disc bag to work instead of my computer bag because I get anxious being away from my discs, even though I cant store anywhere near as much as I need to work at full capacity.
Playing disc golf with me is a new requirement in my list of what Im looking for in a girl
-I dont have the drive to pay my bills on time even though I have the money, but Im willing to go out of my way to play 20 minutes of disc golf when I have little to no free time.
-each time I go to the course the people I play with put away most of their discs and ask me to suggest different discs of my own Im not using on a given hole.
-I played between 72 to 90 holes today even after the first person I brought to the course had a seizure and I had to call 911. After getting him to the safety of his family I was immediately back on the course for the rest of the day.
-Im neglecting sleeping when work is only 6 hours away in order to read every single post Ive missed in the last two days and contribute.
-I havent met a single new person in the last two months off the disc golf course.
-My brother has been playing 3-4 years and competes in Intermediate and Advanced, and the only thing I can think of is working to outplay him this month after less than two months of regular playing.

[sub ceroh]

Apparently I have a problem. I was addicted to video games mostly Halo 3. Now I would rather go out side and throw. My wife was mad because I played to many games. Now I out of the house and cant hear her complain. Thanks DG..

[kette_master]

Playing disc golf with me is a new requirement in my list of what Im looking for in a girl.

That's a good one!

[kette_master]

...you call-in to work with some well-crafted excuse just so you can stop by the course to do some putting practice.

I did this today. ;-)

[Olorin]

Q: Do you know why there's no Disc Golfaholics Anonymous?

A: Because no one wants to quit! :D

[Olorin]

...you call-in to work with some well-crafted excuse just so you can stop by the course to do some putting practice.

I did this today. ;-)

Just hope that your boss never reads this.

[borndasaur]

Well doc, it all started on my 4th birthday when I got a "Frisbee Flying Saucer Disc" by Wham-O and read "Flat flip flies straight, play catch, invent games!" on the package. That was the gateway disc. Then followed more and more frisbees, you know, different weights, bigger diameters until I saw my first free-style competition. Then we did all the tricks, tapping, juggling, you know, the usual stuff. From there it was a small step to Ultimate. We started hearing about disc golf, throwing at trees or signs or other things. By then it was too late, I was a goner. I spent more and more time out in the woods, throwing discs at baskets, getting lots of fresh air and exercise, just enjoying life on the disc golf course, you know what I mean doc? When the weather is bad, I go on-line and check out new discs and courses or hang out in chat rooms. At least you understand, don't you doc? I mean after all, we do have these sessions, and not in that stuffy old office of yours anymore. Its your shot, doc.

[soladeos]

Well doc, it all started on my 4th birthday when I got a "Frisbee Flying Saucer Disc" by Wham-O and read "Flat flip flies straight, play catch, invent games!" on the package. That was the gateway disc. Then followed more and more frisbees, you know, different weights, bigger diameters until I saw my first free-style competition. Then we did all the tricks, tapping, juggling, you know, the usual stuff. From there it was a small step to Ultimate. We started hearing about disc golf, throwing at trees or signs or other things. By then it was too late, I was a goner. I spent more and more time out in the woods, throwing discs at baskets, getting lots of fresh air and exercise, just enjoying life on the disc golf course, you know what I mean doc? When the weather is bad, I go on-line and check out new discs and courses or hang out in chat rooms. At least you understand, don't you doc? I mean after all, we do have these sessions, and not in that stuffy old office of yours anymore. Its your shot, doc.


there's an idea to market...disc golf therapy!!
get paid $100 an hour to talk to some guy about his problems, while playing DG. absolutely brillant!!!

[tom04]

Try using a lid from a cookie dough

you can get some nice annys with them

[Geoffro]

I mean after all, we do have these sessions, and not in that stuffy old office of yours anymore. Its your shot, doc.

I am a psychotherapist by trade, working mostly with adolescent boys. I have found that kids are much more willing to talk about issues when doing something else (drawing, playing catch, building something, etc.). It takes away the implications of "therapy" if you are doing something else and just talking. I often take boys out disc golfing, and have conducted lots of meaningful sessions while throwing the discs.

Good call, born:)

[Usher]

9. Your boss writes you up for spending too much time on dgcoursereview.com but you don't even hear him talking because you're looking at his Colorodo wall calendar and thinking "that would be a great place for a course".

It is a Great place!

[john campbell]

You know you're addicted to DG when...

It takes you an hour to drive 12 miles to your local course because of freezing rain and snow, witness two 360s that end in gaurd rail destruction and see another two cars off the road, backwards in the ditch, just so you can play 18 holes.
I did it today. One of the wrecks was because a guy thought me and the cars in front of me going 35 miles were idiots, so he gunned passed me, fishtailed, spun around and slammed head on into the concrete highway divider. He was completely sideways on the interstate with a semi coming right at him. I thought he was dead. The semi's trailer slid sideways, but the driver managed to stay in control and bring it to a stop. (he was ok, btw, he hopped out of his demolished pick-up truck cursing and kicking.)
I got to the course thinking I'd have the place to myself. I was so excited and thinking about trying to learn sidearm, practice rollers, and other such experimental stuff you wouldn't normally do on the course. I'll be damned if there weren't 35-40 other half-frozen discflingers out there smiling.
I love this sport.
http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll178/guerrillatheory/misc/winterchains.jpg

[swellerdiscgolf]

You are looking to buy a new house and you look at the backyard before the house.

what about only looking at houses close to the course or in the middle of the most courses you can find:rolleyes:

[soladeos]

Q: Do you know why there's no Disc Golfaholics Anonymous?

A: Because no one wants to quit! :D


hi. my name's Dave. i'm a disc golfaholic.

[Midnightbiker]

I am thinking about changing jobs so that I can play in more tournaments.:o

[solomon.trenton]

you find yourself at work posting on these forums

[solomon.trenton]

hi my names trent and im also a disc golfaholic.

[j.runge]

Hi,My name's Jim

It's better than walking around the block with all the other old farts.

[swellerdiscgolf]

You broke your glasses this morning, and can barely see the computer screen, but you know this site well enough to navigate it without being able to make out anything too well.

Even though your glasses are broken, and you can't see the basket from 20' away, you ssay oh well i know the general direction of the course and the baskets so I'm playing!!!!

[sidewinder22]

when u bribe people just to play a round.

[lewisville150]

Hi, my name is Scott and I don't have an addiction. I have an obsession. And, apparently, I am in denial. This just gets better doesn't it?

[sidewinding]

If after the steaks are on the grill at your mothers 60th birthday party you are sent to the store to get some ice and discover a 9 hole course and decide to play a quick round. If an hour later you are still trying to find the #9 tee pad because you spent 15 minutes helping somone find a disc that they lost after you accidentally talked in their backswing.

True story. This is when I knew I had a problem. I caught hell but that was one of the most memorable round of my life.

[Disc Chainy]

-You spent hours building a minibasket based on the designs from your home-made full size basket

-When you go outside and curse at the snow because your order of minidiscs from Disc Golf Center probably isn't going to come today.

[Olorin]

True story. This is when I knew I had a problem.

Yup, you've got a problem alright!

Sidewinding, is that your younger brother on here? There seems to be great potential for cases of mistaken identity between you two.

[Disc Chainy]

Sidewinding, is that your younger brother on here? There seems to be great potential for cases of mistaken identity between you two.

We are all Disc Golf brothers right?
seriously between Sidewinding, Sidewindin' and Sidewindin22, even i'm confused. I don't even throw my sidewinder much anymore:(

[Lewis]

Funny that we have 3 Sidewinder -based names, but I haven't seen anyone yet name himself "The Destroyer."

[Disc Chainy]

-when you think about your Disc everytime you see previews for the movie "Valkyrie"

[solomon.trenton]

-when you think about your Disc everytime you see previews for the movie "Valkyrie"

i do that too!

[tomjulio]

-when you think about your Disc everytime you see previews for the movie "Valkyrie"

or seeing a cable listing for the movie 21 Grams and thinking "god that's light, even for a mini"

[aceman]

quit your job because it interferes with your disc golf and try to convince your wife to move south so you can play in shorts year round.

[borndasaur]

-when you think about your Disc everytime you see previews for the movie "Valkyrie"



Can we make them pay for use of the name? :rolleyes:

[Woodpecker]

You're addicted when you're driving down the street, see a couple of kids throwing a frisbee around and you stop to play with them.

Woodpecker

[gcr_russell]

you have to work at 330 and play the three hours before work. You get off at 11, and then a work crisis keeps you on call and from sleeping till 4 am. You get out of work again at 730, after 24 hours of no sleep, all the while the seasonal sickness has fully manifested itself. You decide that before going home and getting your 5 hours of sleep before going back into work its a good idea to play two rounds by yourself in 40 degree weather. (In a city that gets 125 degrees in the summer 40 degrees might as well be below zero). and then even worse, before getting to sleep you check dgcoursereview and write this ridiculous and likely incoherent post.

[sidewinding]

When you have to go out of town for a funeral and before you leave you check DGCR.com to see which courses you could hit on the way.

[Midnightbiker]

I played Christmas eve and Christmas Day before I had to come home and take a quick shower and go to family Chrismas parties.:o

[discflinger]

...you play 36 in freezing rain and your bag is so ice ridden that it's difficult to open. Thankfully, I had two other crazy f'ckers to share the insanity.

[Midnightbiker]

...you play 36 in freezing rain and your bag is so ice ridden that it's difficult to open. Thankfully, I had two other crazy f'ckers to share the insanity.


I can't get my friends to go if its below 50. I played in a Mini Tournament last Sunday and it was 43 with a 20 mph wind. I had a blast.

[soladeos]

the wife plans a trip to niagra falls with extended family members and you think to yourself, "i can finally plan a course in another country. she'll wanna go shopping with her sister, i'll offer to 'keep' the 12 y/o kid outta her hair.":D

[soladeos]

there are 16 posts on the DGCR website on Christmas day about what you got for Christmas!!!:D

[kpc2004]

when you play DURING a hurricane (IKE) with 70+ MPH rain and winds in a pecan orchard with trees falling down all around you...

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f76/kpc2004/album1/FH000012.jpg
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f76/kpc2004/album1/FH000018.jpg
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f76/kpc2004/album1/FH000014.jpg

:D :D :D :D :D

[ERicJ]

@ kpc2004: yep... that's hard core. I played during the day several hours before Ike hit Houston in bits of rain and 30+ mph wind, but nothing like that...

ERic

[kette_master]

when you play DURING a hurricane (IKE) with 70+ MPH rain and winds in a pecan orchard with trees falling down all around you...

That is freakin' crazy! Yes, you are addicted. ;-)

[kette_master]

As you're driving down the road, you look at the trees and imagine a fairway and think about how you would throw that 'hole.'

As you're driving down the road, you pick a target, and as you approach that target you mentally go through your bag selecting which disc you would use as you get closer.

[borndasaur]

when you play DURING a hurricane (IKE) with 70+ MPH rain and winds in a pecan orchard with trees falling down all around you...:D :D :D :D :D


So, what head/tail/cross wind discs do you recommend?

[kpc2004]

So, what head/tail/cross wind discs do you recommend?

i just stuck with my wraith the whole round, but it didnt really matter which disc, because it never ended up anywhere near where you were aiming. some shots would go up to around 50 feet in the air, then come down to about 5 feet then right back up to 50 all before hitting the ground. my roommate had a drive that went about 30 yards forward, then about 50 yards back ending up 20 behind us. it was a lot of fun. i won the round with a +8 on a course where i usually score -6 or -7. the scores ranged from +8 to +22 lol.

[lesh74lush@hotmail.c]

when you go to the course to play on a thursday, even though they only have pins placed on sundays

[Donovan]

when you bundle up like the little brother on "A Christmas Story" and still go out to play, even though none of your friends are about to join you and you can't even bend your elbows to throw the disc.

[DGtourist]

When you spend 20X longer getting directions together for courses you plan to bag rather than packing for your trip.

[Geoffro]

When you keep posting on the 22nd page of this thread :D

[Donovan]

Joshua1972 said this to me today today:

...when you drive by a creek and wonder how many discs might be in there.

Then he said, "But the sad thing is, that the creek wasn't even on a disc golf course." :D

[kpc2004]

haha me and my buddy used to do that joking around sometimes

[cc0049]

When you spend 20X longer getting directions together for courses you plan to bag rather than packing for your trip.

Been there!

[Riley]

.....when you carry glow sticks with you all winter. The last back 9 of the day gets pretty dark!

[Riley]

:mad:And it's only 10 past 5

[crouchingwombat]

wow, 23 pages. I was thinking about catching up on this one but I think it's too late for that. :-(

[Donovan]

...when you are having such withdrawl from the weather you build courses out of LEGOs (http://www.dgcoursereview.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1432). :eek: :D

[sidewinding]

When you drive by your home course every day on your way to work and look to see if anyone's playing...and if someone is you pull over and watch a few of their throws from a distance.

Yesterday when I did this at 8:00am it was 35 degrees, raining, and windy as could be. There was a guy out there playing a round in it. That's what I call being addicted to disc golf.

[swellerdiscgolf]

you play after getting your eyes dialated even though the sun light hurts your eyes and everything is blurry.

[solomon.trenton]

you play after getting your eyes dialated even though the sun light hurts your eyes and everything is blurry.

now thats dedication not addiction!

[obryn]

...When you start programming a real 3D disc golf game because the flash games on the internet really suck!
(think about how fun it would be if someone would make a Nintendo Wii DG game!)

[SigmaChris]

...When you start programming a real 3D disc golf game because the flash games on the internet really suck!
(think about how fun it would be if someone would make a Nintendo Wii DG game!)

There is a Wii DG game but I hear it sucks. Its on the Wii Beach Sports package, basic set up and equipment. A good Wii game would be sweet though.

[Hamilton]

there is supposed to be a good downloadable Wii DG game available early this year...

[Bevo]

...when you take a trip from austin to dallas, convince the friend your going with that he would love disc golf, have plenty of spare discs in the back of your car anyways, teach him how to play while on the road, stop in waco for one of the hardest courses in texas ("the beast"), and your friend gets a true birdie on the 7th hole hes ever played in his life... then take credit for it... ha...

[nygfaninva]

When your son gets accepted to college and the second thing you do (after congrats) is check for courses near the campus.

[Hamilton]

When your son gets accepted to college and the second thing you do (after congrats) is check for courses near the campus.

LOL that would be me...anytime i'm going to travel somewhere, the first thing i do is punch the ZIP code into the DGCR map...

[Olorin]

...you keep telling yourself not to post as much on the DGCR forums, yet your post count rises to >878. You tell yourself, "Just this one thread and I'll really quit this time..." There are even some people like this with >900 posts too. ;)

[Olorin]

When your son gets accepted to college and the second thing you do (after congrats) is check for courses near the campus.

Doesn't everyone check for courses near the colleges where their kid is applying and try to sway them according to which one has the best DG scene? I mean, if I'm gonna pay all that money there should be something in it for me too.

[landon77]

When it is 10 degrees outside with 35 mph gusts, ice on the roads and course, but you still have to go anyway!:eek:

[Joshua1972]

You go by a Creek or Stream or Lake or other water feature and wonder how many discs are in there, even if there isn't a Disc Golf course around!!!

Josh

[JR Stengele]

Anytime you see a piece of land (while driving, watching a movie, t.v., flying, etc.) and think about all the potential for a DG course. Man I wish I owned a farm...= )

[JR Stengele]

Doesn't everyone check for courses near the colleges where their kid is applying and try to sway them according to which one has the best DG scene? I mean, if I'm gonna pay all that money there should be something in it for me too.

Classic! Someday when I have kids I will probably think about that too. Everytime I talk to my wife about travel I always ask ...Is there a DG course nearbye????

[tom04]

you think of disc golf whenever someone says a word that is a name of a disc

[tom04]

when you play in the middle of winter in minnesota everyday possible

when you do a school project on disc golf

when you complain why there is no disc golf channel

when you know what pros throw

[tom04]

when you spell rock r-o-c

set up a course in your house using a cookie dough lid

when you spend more time in the cesspool than the shower

[Donovan]

...you keep telling yourself not to post as much on the DGCR forums, yet your post count rises to >878. You tell yourself, "Just this one thread and I'll really quit this time..." There are even some people like this with >900 posts too. ;)

I am stuck in the house bro! I am taking care of my lovely bride to be from her gallbladder surgery. It is pamper city for my lover. It won't be like this forever, so I am a posting machine this week. LOL

[Donovan]

You go by a Creek or Stream or Lake or other water feature and wonder how many discs are in there, even if there isn't a Disc Golf course around!!!

Josh

Wow, I quoted you before you quoted yourself. LOL see post 221

[Olorin]

Originally Posted by Olorin http://www.dgcoursereview.com/forums/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.dgcoursereview.com/forums/showthread.php?p=23075#post23075)
...you keep telling yourself not to post as much on the DGCR forums, yet your post count rises to >878. You tell yourself, "Just this one thread and I'll really quit this time..." There are even some people like this with >900 posts too. ;)
I am stuck in the house bro! I am taking care of my lovely bride to be from her gallbladder surgery. It is pamper city for my lover. It won't be like this forever, so I am a posting machine this week. LOLWhat a good hubby!

Hey, I didn't name any names so how did you know I was referring to you? LOL :D

[Woodpecker]

I am stuck in the house bro! I am taking care of my lovely bride to be from her gallbladder surgery. It is pamper city for my lover. It won't be like this forever, so I am a posting machine this week. LOL


Hope everything turns out well for both of you.

Woodpecker

[Donovan]

What a good hubby!

Hey, I didn't name any names so how did you know I was referring to you? LOL :D

LMAO...I have no idea how many posts I made in the last 2 days, but I have been on the laptop most of it and at all hours.

And since you and Woodpecker asked. She is still in lots of pain, but doing well just the same. The hard part is over. Thanks again.