I thought Midnightbiker was going to be jealous...

[zenbot]

but now his toddler-sized hands seem to prefer the Challenger.

Anyway, check out this sexy glossy black Titanic with a purple stamp from our tournament.

[zenbot]

Oh wait. He hasn't converted.

[billnchristy]

That is sweet.

[solomon.trenton]

is that the same tourney you were trying to sell fundraiser discs for?

[zenbot]

is that the same tourney you were trying to sell fundraiser discs for?
Same one. This one was part of the payout discs.

It's special.

[volklgirl]

That is HOT!

[craftsman]

I've been cheating on my challengers with a magnet. Now I'm checking out the magnets sexy cousin!

[Midnightbiker]

Can I have that disc please? Name your price. Also, what weight is it?

[Midnightbiker]

but now his toddler-sized hands seem to prefer the Challenger.

Anyway, check out this sexy glossy black Titanic with a purple stamp from our tournament.

I only use the Challenger for approach shots. The Titanic is still my main putter, and I want that disc. I will pm you my address and you can just send it there. PLEASE!

[solomon.trenton]

I've been cheating on my challengers with a magnet. Now I'm checking out the magnets sexy cousin!

which would be?

[skinner21]

very cool. are you still selling those?

[SpringDgLover]

I only use the Challenger for approach shots. The Titanic is still my main putter, and I want that disc. I will pm you my address and you can just send it there. PLEASE!

Well that changed thought you were putting with the Challenger? Make up your mind lol.

[zenbot]

Can I have that disc please? Name your price. Also, what weight is it?
How about...





ONE MILLION DOLLARS?!?

[skinner21]

Well that changed thought you were putting with the Challenger? Make up your mind lol.

he'll never leave that titanic. It's like a safety blanket on the course. ;)

[SpringDgLover]

he'll never leave that titanic. It's like a safety blanket on the course. ;)

Well I got him to go from the Magnet to the Titanic I thought I'd get him converted completely again. I feel like such a failure. :p

[zenbot]

Sadly, Midnight, I will not be parting with the disc. It will hang on my wall as a reminder of how badly my putting game sunk at the tournament.

[skinner21]

It is me or it that disc super small in that pic, almost like a mini? That or zenbot is a giant.

[zenbot]

It is me or it that disc super small in that pic, almost like a mini? That or zenbot is a giant.
I have ridiculously big hands and feet.

[Midnightbiker]

which would be?
The Titanic of course. By the way Soloman, how is that Titanic I sent you?

[Midnightbiker]

Sadly, Midnight, I will not be parting with the disc. It will hang on my wall as a reminder of how badly my putting game sunk at the tournament.
Hanging it on the wall is such a waste of a good disc. Wouldn't it make you happy to know that you disc will be taking flight every weekend in Texas?:D

[zenbot]

Hanging it on the wall is such a waste of a good disc. Wouldn't it make you happy to know that you disc will be taking flight every weekend in Texas?:D
It's black to represent the death of my putts.

[billnchristy]

Hey Midnight, look what I found at PIAS today:

[zenbot]

Hey Midnight, look what I found at PIAS today:
What's all that crazy moon talk under the disc?

[billnchristy]

I am doing cutover for an SAP rollout...those are all the pieces of equipment I am setting up PMs for, you see 2 of the 6 pages I am working on...4 down so far.

[zenbot]

I am doing cutover for an SAP rollout...those are all the pieces of equipment I am setting up PMs for, you see 2 of the 6 pages I am working on...4 down so far.
What the hell are you talking about?!?

[MooTaters]

doesn't that proline plastic like to bounce out?(very slick and shiney...hard plastic)

[billnchristy]

What the hell are you talking about?!?

You answered your own question before asking:

crazy moon talk

[skinner21]

The company I work at is thinking about switching over to SAP. Should be a good time...

[billnchristy]

Do they need someone to set it up? ;)

[Technohic]

Oh god we have SAP here now. Used to run System2000 on well, an old AS400 and a newer AS400 and I got along better with those. Actually dont know much about SAP since its got its own team to take care of it. I mean, if I put that much money into it, I would want a dedicated staff to tend to it myself.

Anything is better than the old System 36s though, which I have 2 sitting in storage complete with bulletin board.

Ok, nerd hijack over.

[skinner21]

Do they need someone to set it up? ;)

you'd probably be better that the jamokes we got in IT now. oops, I'm at work and they probably are reading this right now.

[Midnightbiker]

Well that changed thought you were putting with the Challenger? Make up your mind lol.

The Challenger is a great disc, and its a bad ass approach disc. As far as a putter, I did some side by side comparisons at the practice field, and they Titanic beat the Challenger in putting 40ft in. Outside of 40ft the Challenger takes over.

[Midnightbiker]

Hey Midnight, look what I found at PIAS today:

I have one. I use it for night rounds, that way I can put lights underneath it.

[SpringDgLover]

The Challenger is a great disc, and its a bad ass approach disc. As far as a putter, I did some side by side comparisons at the practice field, and they Titanic beat the Challenger in putting 40ft in. Outside of 40ft the Challenger takes over.

Wrong and wrong.... just kidding, the thing is a putter is such a personal thing and they work different for everyone. For me a Challenger is far more controllable and for me is just a better putter.

[Midnightbiker]

Wrong and wrong.... just kidding, the thing is a putter is such a personal thing and they work different for everyone. For me a Challenger is far more controllable and for me is just a better putter.

I tried, believe me I did. The Challenger is such a great approach disc, that I was hoping I could putt with it as well, because that way I don't have to carry two putters. I have made tons of putts with it at the practice basket, but the Titanic just sticks to the chains better inside of 40ft. I have made many 50-150ft shots with the Challenger, and that is why its staying in the bag.

[Chef Joe]

So, Technohic and Skinner, please, explain whatever you were talking about in disc golfer terms... I'm handy with computers, but nothing you said made sense.

[Technohic]

So, Technohic and Skinner, please, explain whatever you were talking about in disc golfer terms... I'm handy with computers, but nothing you said made sense.

They are business management systems I guess to put it simple.

[skinner21]

well put. We use it to manage inventories, product specs, BOM's, et al.

[zenbot]

well put. We use it to manage inventories, product specs, BOM's, et al.
Too many TLAs.

Three Letter Acronyms

[skinner21]

I only used one (BOM = Bill Of Materials)

[zenbot]

LOL BBQ

[skinner21]

OMG, zenbot you are so DOA. BTW, I hate TLA's and often MTU just to confuse people. FWIW, you kids with your text speak confuse me too.

[skinner21]

I feel so old. I'm only 24 and I just said "you kids" and I can't decide if I was joking or not.

[zenbot]

I feel so old. I'm only 24 and I just said "you kids" and I can't decide if I was joking or not.
Wait until you hit your 30s. I'm so frightened of the world.

[zenbot]

Wait until you hit your 30s. I'm so frightened of the world.
I don't trust computers either. I have to snail mail in these responses for Tim to post.

[skinner21]

my mother-in-law is actually like that. before my wedding, my wife's best friend, who lives in FL, wanted to make a scrap book for her so my mother-in-law snail mailed all the pictures to her, even though most were taken on a digital camera and stored on a computer. I didn't know there were still people in the world that can't send email (hell, my grandparents use email), but she can't.

[zenbot]

my mother-in-law is actually like that. before my wedding, my wife's best friend, who lives in FL, wanted to make a scrap book for her so my mother-in-law snail mailed all the pictures to her, even though most were taken on a digital camera and stored on a computer. I didn't know there were still people in the world that can't send email (hell, my grandparents use email), but she can't.
I'm in customer service for a software company. I've had to teach people how to email things. I don't even know how they install our software.

[Technohic]

I am amazed at some of the people that are completely computer illiterate. I mean, if you work in an office, I dont know how you survive these days.

What scares me with kids and that text speak is my fiances daughter, every now and then, actually talks with it. Seriously, says the letters out loud.

Just when I thought my generation perfected being lazy, these kids find ways to improve.

[skinner21]

We (as in most of the members on this site) are so freaking ADD (another TLA for you) that it's sick. If any thread goes beyond 20-30 posts it's either because it went WAY off topic or 80 started a fight.

[zenbot]

Computers are just a fad anyway.

http://www2.nau.edu/plaid-p/2/pix/Electronic%20Mail.jpg

[zenbot]

We (as in most of the members on this site) are so freaking ADD (another TLA for you) that it's sick. If any thread goes beyond 20-30 posts it's either because it went WAY off topic or 80 started a fight.
Both of which scenarios are COMPLETELY AWESOME!!!

[skinner21]

Both of which scenarios are COMPLETELY AWESOME!!!

(nodding in agreement)

[billnchristy]

Whats going on in here?

[zenbot]

Whats going on in here?
Deep theological discussions.

[billnchristy]

Theo from the Cosby show?

He rocked.

[zenbot]

Theo from the Cosby show?

He rocked.
How did the dumbest Huxtable grow up to be a teacher?

[skinner21]

we're post whoring, Bill, so get the hell out if you don't like it! I'm like 2 away from Ace at this point, but I need to find an actual DG conversation for the big 1000 though.

[zenbot]

we're post whoring, Bill, so get the hell out if you don't like it! I'm like 2 away from Ace at this point, but I need to find an actual DG conversation for the big 1000 though.
What would Bill Cosby throw, Skinner?

[skinner21]

a pudding pop?

I started a new thread for #1000. I came here first, but I couldn't bring myself to do it. I may be a loser, but I can still pretend I have standards.

[billnchristy]

Man I miss pudding pops, those ****s were so good.

[zenbot]

Man I miss pudding pops, those ****s were so good.
Did you just asterisk "popps"? Why? Popps is not a bad word. You just misspelled it.

[billnchristy]

no i said poops.

[skinner21]

didn't I hear somewhere that Rudy Huckstable is super hot now?

[Fleshgordon]

Man I miss pudding pops, those ****s were so good.

Its in the puddin!

[zenbot]

didn't I hear somewhere that Rudy Huckstable is super hot now?
I saw her on Celebrity Fear Factor a while back. She didn't seem much different to me. She did beat Penn and Teller, though.

[billnchristy]

As if the thought of Fear Factor isn't bad enough, now we have to get C list actors to eat bugs too?

It is F'd up beyond belief that one could be intelligent and win 5-20k max on Jeopardy or go jack a pig off and make 50k.

Its a sad damn world.

[zenbot]

As if the thought of Fear Factor isn't bad enough, now we have to get C list actors to eat bugs too?

It is F'd up beyond belief that one could be intelligent and win 5-20k max on Jeopardy or go jack a pig off and make 50k.

Its a sad damn world.
Who really wins?


The pig, that's who.

[Technohic]

As if the thought of Fear Factor isn't bad enough, now we have to get C list actors to eat bugs too?

It is F'd up beyond belief that one could be intelligent and win 5-20k max on Jeopardy or go jack a pig off and make 50k.

Its a sad damn world.

lol Thats hilarious because it's true. Jeopardy though, I think they need to update the money to more modern equivalents. Dollar aint what she used to be!

[billnchristy]

Maybe offer pesos?

[Technohic]

Might be worth more sooner than you think.

[skinner21]

did we just go from business software to the Cosby Show to jerking off pigs to the value of the dollar? I think we did... I think we did...

Who says were not all ADD? Oh, a peice of candy!

[Midnightbiker]

I feel so old. I'm only 24 and I just said "you kids" and I can't decide if I was joking or not.

24? I wish I could be 24 again. I just turned 37. I have to start worrying about my health and now I have to even think about having my prostate checked. OWW, I don't even want to think about it.

[Technohic]

24? I wish I could be 24 again. I just turned 37. I have to start worrying about my health and now I have to even think about having my prostate checked. OWW, I don't even want to think about it.

Just make sure the doctor only has one hand on your shoulders when he checks that. :D

[skinner21]

Just make sure the doctor only has one hand on your shoulders when he checks that. :D

I would make sure he doesn't have both hands on my shoulders while I was getting checked :eek:

[Midnightbiker]

Just make sure the doctor only has one hand on your shoulders when he checks that. :D

I tell you what really bothers me about a Prostate exam. You are in a small room, you have your clothes half off, and there is a guy that you don't know with his finger in your butt.
You take the same situation, put it in a motel room , and its just wrong.

[RHINESEL]

Here's a weird thought. Would you rather your exam be given by a female doctor? My PCP is a female just because it was my wife's (I've only seen her once in 10 years for a bad cold). My thought is.... yes, if someone has to go up there I'd rather it be a woman.

[skinner21]

Here's a weird thought. Would you rather your exam be given by a female doctor? My PCP is a female just because it was my wife's (I've only seen her once in 10 years for a bad cold). My thought is.... yes, if someone has to go up there I'd rather it be a woman.

me too. women have smaller fingers.

[billnchristy]

My exit physical from the Navy was done by a woman...and a hot one at that. Luckily I didn't have to have the poke but she did fondle my balls and I have to say that I almost wish it was a dude...why?

1) It is not remotely sexual anyways
2) Her hands were friggin ice cubes
3) With her hands being ice cubes I practically went internal and that was kinda embarassing

etc etc

[mmyersdisc]

My exit physical from the Navy was done by a woman...and a hot one at that. Luckily I didn't have to have the poke but she did fondle my balls and I have to say that I almost wish it was a dude...why?

1) It is not remotely sexual anyways
2) Her hands were friggin ice cubes
3) With her hands being ice cubes I practically went internal and that was kinda embarassing

etc etc

dude im STILL laughing at this :D

[skinner21]

best... thread ... ever. This needs to be added to the Top 10 Thread, asap.

[Technohic]

Least thing they could do is buy you dinner first

[billnchristy]

Although on second thought, I remember that the male Chief Corpsmen had the nickname Bear Hands because that mofo had catching mitts as hands. You would probably be better off doing a Mexican Donkey Show than getting your prostate examined by that dude.

[RHINESEL]

http://a7.vox.com/6a00bf76d0a9b7438300c2251fe697549d-500pi

[WillACarpenter]

I came to this thread specifically for the discussion Titanic putters.

But I'm going to post about getting a physical.

There are some things in you life that only happen once. Things like getting an Ace on a really tricky shot, or getting made fun of for your crappy drive, then sinking a birdie from downtown right in front of your buddies FACE! I wasted one of these precious moments when I was 16 years old. Let's start from the beginning.

The year was 2000, It was October, and I had just turned 16 years old. I wanted a car someday, and I wanted money now. I needed a Job. In New York you have to have a work permit if you're under the age of 18, and in order to get said permit you have to be cleared by a doctor.

My dad and I had to drive right past the doctors office, so we stopped in and I said "Hi, I'd like to schedule a physical, so I can get my working permit" The receptionist took my info and started looking for dates.

At that moment a 24 year old smoking hot brunette with short hair (not a look I usually go for, but she pulled it off) walks up behind the receptionist and says "I'm not doing anything right now" you see, she's a nurse practitioner, and she's bored. I wasn't prepared for this, I'm not showered or anything. And this is not my 58 year old male doctor!

She asks if I have the time, my dad volunteers me. Thanks dad.

We go back into the examination room, she gets my height and weight and such, has me do movement screens and breathing and stuff.

Then she says she'll be right back, because of HIPAA standards she can't be in there alone with a minor while she does the hernia examination, AKA the ball juggle.

She comes back with a 6' tall smoking hot blond, who appears to be roughly the same age.

There are only SO many times in a mans life that he gets to be locked in a 8' square room with a smoking hot blond and a smoking hot brunette while they both play with his balls.

THIS IS NOT THE WAY I WANTED THAT TO GO DOWN!

Needless to say, I got examined, got my working papers and have worked for a living ever sense, knowing fully that I will never again be fondled by two hot women, and that it was wasted on a physical.

\/\/

[Dave Walters]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

made my night

[zenbot]

I came to this thread specifically for the discussion Titanic putters.

But I'm going to post about getting a physical.

There are some things in you life that only happen once. Things like getting an Ace on a really tricky shot, or getting made fun of for your crappy drive, then sinking a birdie from downtown right in front of your buddies FACE! I wasted one of these precious moments when I was 16 years old. Let's start from the beginning.

The year was 2000, It was October, and I had just turned 16 years old. I wanted a car someday, and I wanted money now. I needed a Job. In New York you have to have a work permit if you're under the age of 18, and in order to get said permit you have to be cleared by a doctor.

My dad and I had to drive right past the doctors office, so we stopped in and I said "Hi, I'd like to schedule a physical, so I can get my working permit" The receptionist took my info and started looking for dates.

At that moment a 24 year old smoking hot brunette with short hair (not a look I usually go for, but she pulled it off) walks up behind the receptionist and says "I'm not doing anything right now" you see, she's a nurse practitioner, and she's bored. I wasn't prepared for this, I'm not showered or anything. And this is not my 58 year old male doctor!

She asks if I have the time, my dad volunteers me. Thanks dad.

We go back into the examination room, she gets my height and weight and such, has me do movement screens and breathing and stuff.

Then she says she'll be right back, because of HIPAA standards she can't be in there alone with a minor while she does the hernia examination, AKA the ball juggle.

She comes back with a 6' tall smoking hot blond, who appears to be roughly the same age.

There are only SO many times in a mans life that he gets to be locked in a 8' square room with a smoking hot blond and a smoking hot brunette while they both play with his balls.

THIS IS NOT THE WAY I WANTED THAT TO GO DOWN!

Needless to say, I got examined, got my working papers and have worked for a living ever sense, knowing fully that I will never again be fondled by two hot women, and that it was wasted on a physical.

\/\/
Did you just post the beginning to the Pr0n movie you just watched?

[WillACarpenter]

Did you just post the beginning to the Pr0n movie you just watched?

That would be a terrible porn. No female nudity and it ends with me doing dishes in a Pondeross.

[prerube]

Getting a half chub during a hernia examination, would be kind embarassing.
Full wood, I'd go into hiding for a week and never go back tot he doctor
and an unintentional happy ending,... that just crossed this thread over to Water cooler land

[WillACarpenter]

Getting a half chub during a hernia examination, would be kind embarassing.
Full wood, I'd go into hiding for a week and never go back tot he doctor
and an unintentional happy ending,... that just crossed this thread over to Water cooler land

Fortunately my turtle crawled back in his shell....

...making it an even worse pr0n flick.

\/\/

P.S. I'm NOT Volunteering...but there needs to be a DG pr0n.

[mmyersdisc]

Getting a half chub during a hernia examination, would be kind embarassing.
Full wood, I'd go into hiding for a week and never go back tot he doctor
and an unintentional happy ending,... that just crossed this thread over to Water cooler land

I wouldn't go into hiding for a week just for sporting full wood....I would utter something along the lines of....well SOMEONE likes you 2!!! how about we take care of this...;)

Then get escorted out....unless they had a sense of humor...I would think you would want to sport at least half wood to kinda...ya know...get there attention?....Hey will, did these ladies have a ring on either finger? :D

[billnchristy]

Wow...just when you thought it was safe....

Great story!

Go putters! (keeping it on topic...chuckle)

[Technohic]

I wouldn't go into hiding for a week just for sporting full wood....I would utter something along the lines of....well SOMEONE likes you 2!!! how about we take care of this...;)

Then get escorted out....unless they had a sense of humor...I would think you would want to sport at least half wood to kinda...ya know...get there attention?....Hey will, did these ladies have a ring on either finger? :D

LOL Yeah, I think I would be more embarassed with it being limp. Rather be full on wood when they look up at me and Im sitting there nodding with a smile from ear to ear.


There are only SO many times in a mans life that he gets to be locked in a 8' square room with a smoking hot blond and a smoking hot brunette while they both play with his balls.


This is an epic quote

[WillACarpenter]

Remember guys...I was 16. I was still a virgin! (for a few months...)

And one of them was married at the time...the brunette in the story. I know this because about three years ago...she became my PCF...let's just say the 6 years and 2 kids weren't all that kind to her.

\/\/

[MooTaters]

Fortunately my turtle crawled back in his shell....

...making it an even worse pr0n flick.

\/\/

P.S. I'm NOT Volunteering...but there needs to be a DG pr0n.

rule 34? O.o that means there's a pr0n of it, but it must be put on the internets!

[dreadlock86]

rule 34?


you beat me to it.


can we go back to the value of the dollar? totally my kind of conversation.

[Midnightbiker]

Remember guys...I was 16. I was still a virgin! (for a few months...)

And one of them was married at the time...the brunette in the story. I know this because about three years ago...she became my PCF...let's just say the 6 years and 2 kids weren't all that kind to her.

\/\/

When I was 16, the Sears catalog could give me a stiffy, so two female doctors that are hot , checking me out, and handling my junk? That would be a dream come true, and I would have the worst case of blue balls ever. I would have been stiff as a board.

[solomon.trenton]

When I was 16, the Sears catalog could give me a stiffy, so two female doctors that are hot , checking me out, and handling my junk? That would be a dream come true, and I would have the worst case of blue balls ever. I would have been stiff as a board.

TMI:thmbdown:




:)

[billnchristy]

Three mile island?

[Technohic]

When I was 16, the Sears catalog could give me a stiffy, so two female doctors that are hot , checking me out, and handling my junk? That would be a dream come true, and I would have the worst case of blue balls ever. I would have been stiff as a board.

I was just telling my fiance that after about 13, I couldnt help but have a boner. For no reason, things just came up.

Up until that point, when I wore a swimsuit, the built in netting was enough, so I went to Florida and the Kenedy Space Museum which was to be followed by my first time to the ocean so I wore my trunks. Well; while at the museum, I had that pesky boner come up and thats when I realised that netting just wasnt enough any more.

It was the worse day I can remember of my adolecense.

[WillACarpenter]

When I was 16, the Sears catalog could give me a stiffy, so two female doctors that are hot , checking me out, and handling my junk? That would be a dream come true, and I would have the worst case of blue balls ever. I would have been stiff as a board.

Too much stress man. I wasn't prepared.

WE WERE JUST KIDS MAN! JUST KIDS!

\/\/

[MooTaters]

When I was 16, the Sears catalog could give me a stiffy, so two female doctors that are hot , checking me out, and handling my junk? That would be a dream come true, and I would have the worst case of blue balls ever. I would have been stiff as a board.

And just think now those 16 year olds can sit on their computer all day looking at the real thing. All it takes them is a little white lie claiming to be 18.