I'm way north of you up in NH but if you ever find yourself in the granite state (or Maine or Massachusetts) let me know and we'll play a few rounds!

Your cracking me up. Leprous ninjas? Where did that come from? If ninjas were against oranges it would be gangrene ninjas. Where are you from? We gotta play a course some time.

Yeah go ahead. I'm flattered! =)

Do you mind if I quote you in my signature? I almost cried I was laughing so hard.
I tried this once and concluded that if I ever lose my right arm I'll putt with my face before I use my left arm again- you