Well, you could have gone over the Ft. Scott, KS and...oh wait, no - nothing there either. Eldorado Springs - nope! You could have gone all the way down to Carthage to visit the Precious Moments Chapel - that place is like one giant nightmare! All those freaky, big-headed kid figures staring at you with giant eyes and 2 eyelashes! eeessshhh.
We have a plant down there and I gave them some much needed attention. There isn't much there at all, as I pointed out when the plant manager tried to convince me to relocate to his offices; but I did eat at a place called "The White Grill." Took 2 days to wash away the grease smell that stuck to me.