Pink Elephant

1. William Howard Taft: the fattest American president
2. Mad Lib: You can bring a fine tip dry erase marker each round and watch the LuLz fly!
3. A giraffe: They have long purple tongues
4. Brother Dave eating Cheetos
5. Jack's beard

That's it. I'm spent.

He didn't even say "anonymous", you goofy bastard. HA HA!

I don't think people know who RB is anymore. People stopped laughing at my RB references in classes several months ago so I stopped using them.

No. My home computer is in a box.


Tell me, what vision did you have in mind?

What friends?

Well, that's kinda what I was thinking.

I guess they don't update until after all the games are over...okay that makes sense. Thanks.

What does the PF/PA stand for in the standings page?

I would potentially trade Turner for Romo. I'm trying to rid myself of Matt Ryan first.

How else would people put up with my racism, animal cruelty, religious diatribes, and love of chitty sports teams?