DC Flash RHFH from the long and RHFH ESP Buzz from the short and pray that there is no plinko involved. So that leaves me with 2 options for the second shot from either tee:
Plinko: Cry like a little girl and throw out of trouble somewhere out in the fairway.
No plinko: Scream, "I CAN"T BELIEVE I JUST HIT THAT GAP" run up to for my second shot a mere 30' away and squash my chances at a birdie by missing the putt. Leave the green weeping.