And now my favorites over the years....
- Are we playing that lake as OB?
- I have a medical condition - I'm truly scared of starting on hole 13. Can we avoid that?
- Do we have to hole out or just hit the basket?
- Can I pay you after the event?
- Will the round be over by 5? My parole officer doesn't know I'm coming and I need to be home at 6.
- My girlfriend wants to come, but she has Turrets. Will her random noises bother people I'm playing with?
- Will you have a snake kit on site?