My Wolf is back!
About four months ago, I lost my Wolf in a corn field. Today I was working on my sidearm (still sucks), threw a disc aside and it sounded odd, given that it landed on tall grass.
I checked underneath it and hurray, I found that Wolf.
Apparently it survived being eaten by a combine and got tossed to the side where it weathered heat, rain and now cold for four months.
Apart from one solid gash, it's practically unharmed.
And best of all, it's hardly any more understable than when I lost it!