Not disc golf related, but squirrel related. My wife worked at a pill packing facility when we were in NY. Anything that was non-narcotic could be thrown out in the dumpster for stuff that had fallen on the floor or broken improperly.
A big part of their business was senior homes so 2 of their most common pills were zoloft and viagra.
Everytime a trash run was made there was a gang of squirrels who were totally addicted to the stuff that would swarm the dumpster and tear into the pill fragments.
Happy, horny squirrels....maybe the YMCA fatty should get ahold of some.
Oh and a couple weeks ago I saw a black goose mount a white goose at Lenora Park. My daughter asked why they were fighting...I told her it was a turf war.
There's a place for those who love their poetry, its across from the sign that says 'prose only'.