I feel your pain. I really think that I've had discs spontaneously combust or have traveled into a different dimension. I looked for a wraith for hours only to have darkness end the search. Somewhere a person just out for a walk, nowhere near a course finds a disc and asks "where the crap did this come from?".
"I wanted to invent an engine that could run for ever. I could have developed a new train, had I stayed in the railway. It would have looked like the AK-47 though."