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Old 05-16-2008, 05:39 PM
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Old 05-17-2008, 09:12 AM
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Two weeks ago I woke up with a migraine, threw up 4 - 5 times and then went and played a tournament at Cordorus State Park in Hanover, PA. Came in DFL in AM1, but if that isn't addiction I don't know what is.
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Old 05-19-2008, 05:13 AM
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Two weeks ago I woke up with a migraine, threw up 4 - 5 times and then went and played a tournament at Cordorus State Park in Hanover, PA. Came in DFL in AM1, but if that isn't addiction I don't know what is.
Here, let me throw some hole punches down on your man card.
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Old 05-20-2008, 05:32 AM
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You know your addicted to DG when...

...all your broken dishes are replaced by discs.

...you've determined there's enough light before sunrise to start your round.

...you have to buy new socks each week, because last weeks looks like dirt. (wear black socks)

...the backseat of your car has nothing but discs and sunblock...And both are seatbelted in.

...someone asks you, "what's in the bag?" while leaving the grocery store and you start replying with the name of your favorite driver.

...someone asks you to pass the butter, and they get hit in the face with your putter.
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Old 05-20-2008, 01:40 PM
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when the nearest course to you is only 5 miles away but you still go across the street and spray paint trees to make a full out long 21 hole course
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Old 05-20-2008, 06:17 PM
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You know you're addicted to DG when...

...everytime you have to walk any distance at all, you are plotting the best shots to get there.

...you run up to something and you start throwing in a last second X-step.

...everytime you step outside you begin by checking the wind direction.

...your new catch phrase for something cool just happened is now, "CHING!"

...animals, insects, and fictional characters all have correlating weights and colors.

...tye-dye does not make you think of clothes anymore.

...you use the word anheiser while giving directions. Everyone else is thinking "Beer?"

...someone mentions 'candy' and you start talking 'plastics.'
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Old 05-20-2008, 06:25 PM
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Donovan,

Thanks for the laughs! These are classic. Are you making these up yourself, or getting them somewhere?
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Old 05-20-2008, 06:46 PM
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I just made them up as I posted them. Could be a book deal in the future... just kidding! Thaks for the kudos brother.
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Old 05-20-2008, 07:49 PM
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When you play over 500 holes in 5 days on DG vacation.
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Old 05-20-2008, 07:50 PM
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when you see any piece of land you evaluate it as to how a course would fit there.
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