More Jamie's Bombahawk jokes...

[pablo.diablo]

So my good pal Jamie (xJFK) is getting a lot of respect in our club, because he throw's not tomahawks, but BOMBAHAWKS. I cooked up a few more "Jamie's bombahawk" jokes, usually very corny in the Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick joke vein.

You don't have to know Jamie to come up with these, all you need to know is that he throws pretty much like a Major League Catcher that has been juicin' with XXX steroids and you, too, can post some more jokes. What ya got??

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Jamie's bombahawk jokes continued...

- Three of the deadliest known forces in the universe are supermassive blackholes, nuclear explosions, and a direct hit by one of Jamie's bombahawks.

- Sometimes when Jamie throws a bombahawk, the disc doesn't just land on the ground...it leaves an impact crater. Sinkholes are also often the result from one of Jamie's bombahawks.

- To make way for mankind, God sent Jamie back in time to throw one of his bombahawks and kill all the dinosaurs.

- If they had two Jamie's to throw bombahawks at each other in the Large Hadron Collider they could probably find the Higgs Boson quicker.

- Lots of the recent UFO activity? Jamie was probably just practicing bombahawks in a nearby village.

- If Jamie threw black discs his bombahawk could cause a temporary solar eclipse.

- Jamie invented the Howitzer cannon in a former life before he was reincarnated, now he utilizes the same technology in his right arm for bombahawks.

- One day Jamie will be the first person to make a disc fly across the Atlantic ocean, by throwing one of his signature bombahawks.

- If more people knew Jamie's bombahawk technique they could render the drivers at pizza places extinct, since they wouldn't even have to leave the store's parking lot to make a delivery.

[bwiese]

does the bombahawk throw the aerobie epic?

[pablo.diablo]

negative. possibly even blasphemous if you ask Jamie.

true 'hawkers like Jamie don't need no trick discs, but they do need to notify the FAA before heading out to the course so they can make sure no air traffic will be in that area.

[basketcase15]

does he bombahawk putt too ???

[pablo.diablo]

he does bombahawk putt, but take into consideration his putting range is ~350 ft, possibly more. any closer than say 200' and it's an automatic gimmie b/c we don't want him to destroy the basket before the rest of us have a chance to putt out.

also he is not allowed to play courses with houses nearby, b/c the concussion from his throw will shatter all the windows.

[basketcase15]

maybe he should go into the tupperware business, since he must warp discs on the daily

[pablo.diablo]

rubbermaid would quickly buy his company out, just to make sure they don't have a superior competitor in the market. that's just simple economics.