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Old 01-08-2009, 01:18 PM
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*** Disc Golf Jokes ***

There was a disc golfer that accidentally threw a disc into someone's backyard while playing a new course. He quietly opened the gate and walked into the yard to get his disc. As he bent over to pick up the disc he heard a voice that said "That's my disc". Startled, he looked up and saw the homeowner. "Leave the disc and get off my property" said the homeowner. "But it's my disc" said the disc golfer.

"Ok, I tell you what we can do" said the homeowner. "We can take turns kicking each other in the crotch. The last man still standing gets to keep the disc."

"OK, let's do it" said the disc golfer, realizing that was the only way he would be able to get his disc back.

"I'll go first" said the homeowner and he kicked the disc golfer right in the crotch as hard as he could. The disc golfer almost went down. It was the worst pain he had ever felt, but he maintained his footing. He did not want to lose his disc.

It took a minute to get his composure back but the disc golfer looked up with a smile. "It's my turn now" he said.

"Nah" replied the homeowner. "You can have the disc." and he turned and walked back into his house.
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Old 01-08-2009, 01:22 PM
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Very good. Did this actually happen to you? Or were you the homeowner?
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Old 01-08-2009, 01:28 PM
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2 disc golfers walked into a bar. The third one ducked.



Lame? You bet. But they can only get better from here on.;-)
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Old 01-08-2009, 01:38 PM
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Very good. Did this actually happen to you? Or were you the homeowner?
It's the old duck hunter versus the farmer joke that I stole and converted over to disc golf.
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Old 01-08-2009, 02:01 PM
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Talking A bit edgy maybe.

Did you hear they are making a new disc....

Its called "The Leppar"

It makes the limbs fall off any tree it hits.
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Old 01-08-2009, 02:23 PM
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There once was a Disc Golfer from Nantucket..........
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Old 01-08-2009, 02:25 PM
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my vote

i vote for the first disc.
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:01 PM
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A disc golfer is out playing when he runs into another guy on the course with a huge round orange head. The first disc golfer says, "um hey, what's up?"

"Not much man, but you ain't going to believe this. I found a genie lamp back on hole #3!"

"WHAT?" says the disc golfer, "really, what did you do?"

"Well, I rubbed the lamp and a genie popped out and granted me three wishes!"

"Really", says the disc golfer "what did you wish for?"

"Well, my first wish was to become the greatest disc golfer in the world! And believe it or not I have aced every hole since!"

"WOW!..and what was your second wish?"

"Well, I wished for a million dollars, and check this out, a cashiers check for a million dollars!"

"Holy crap!" says the disc golfer, "and what did you wish for your third wish?"

"Well, I think this is where I ****ed up. I wished for a huge round orange head."
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:29 PM
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A man playing a round by himself on Thanksgiving Day at a local course and soon caught up with a twosome and joined them. After a few holes, the twosome finally asked why he was playing by himself on the holiday. He replied that he & his wife had played the course every Thanksgiving - for the past 5 years - but this year she had passed away and he maintained he'd keep playing in her memory. The twosome commented that they thought certainly someone would accompany him. "So did I," he said "but they all wanted to go to her funeral"
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:39 PM
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A man and wife are playing DG. On the 17th tee the man grip locks his drive (RHBH) and it sails way right behind a barn. The man was having the round of his life but now he has no clear shot at the basket.

The wife suggested she hold the barn door open and he could shoot a low approach shot through the door. He agrees and attempts his shot, unfortunatley the disc strikes his wife directly in the temple and kills her instantly.

A few years later the same man was playing the same course with his new wife. There he stood on the 17th tee, with another great round so far. He pauses a moment to think back at the tragedy a few years earlier and swears he won't grip lock it and get behind the barn again. Well as we all know, when you "hope" not to do something bad on the course it inevitably occurs. So the guy grip locks it behind the barn again.

Well his new wife has the same suggestion as the prior wife..."I can hold the door open and you can shoot through the barn to the basket."

The man replies, "Hell no are you crazy? I got a bogey the last time I tried that."

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