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Old 01-10-2009, 10:44 AM
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Disc Golf Limericks

I was inspired by a recent thread.


The was a crazy disc golfer named Nash
Who lived his life to make a splash
But when he played in the nude
The authorities found it rather lewd
and it cost him time served and some cash



An amorous disc golfer named Nate
Tried to woo a cutie named Kate
But she had a fit of temper
Since he not was PDGA member
So, in her eyes, he did not rate
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Old 01-10-2009, 01:31 PM
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An elder disc'r told once a fable
Of a disc so overstable
That when tossed quite violently
It could hook, and slice through a tree
And if thrown by mighty Thor
T'would exit orbit, seen nevermore
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Old 01-10-2009, 02:36 PM
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The other limerick thread...

http://www.dgcoursereview.com/forums...ead.php?t=1119
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Old 01-10-2009, 02:54 PM
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There once was a DGer named Kiser
He could throw the world's greatest Anhyzer
Around trees it did soar, Even if rain were to pour
Many a crowd would all yell, isn't he great
While the other Dgers would just Hate!
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Old 01-10-2009, 04:13 PM
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Fly above the trees
Never flutter like a bird
Seek out your basket
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Old 01-10-2009, 05:07 PM
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Haiku

X-step, pull, and snap
Soaring, skipping, sliding, stop.
One putt elation.
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Old 01-10-2009, 06:23 PM
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they're all great. i wish i had that kind of imagination.
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Old 01-10-2009, 06:52 PM
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Thanks. I tried for 30 minutes to find that thread. These are all great.
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Old 01-10-2009, 07:02 PM
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There once was a guy that went to play,
Slinging new discs on the course by the bay,
A snake was guarding his disc,
He decided it's not worth the risk,
And that left new plastic for someone else that day.
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Old 01-11-2009, 08:18 AM
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Oops! I was attempting to thank Jimb for pointing out the previous thread. I think I got it right this time. Appreciate it.
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