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Old 05-20-2008, 10:12 PM
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...you stop at rest stops while traveling and you can picture what disc golf holes would be like there.
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Old 05-20-2008, 10:13 PM
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...you get on DG message boards at all hours of the day and night.
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Old 05-20-2008, 10:40 PM
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Amen to that.
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Old 05-21-2008, 04:14 AM
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You know you're addicted to DG when...

...everytime you have to walk any distance at all, you are plotting the best shots to get there.

...you run up to something and you start throwing in a last second X-step.

...everytime you step outside you begin by checking the wind direction.

...your new catch phrase for something cool just happened is now, "CHING!"

...animals, insects, and fictional characters all have correlating weights and colors.

...tye-dye does not make you think of clothes anymore.

...you use the word anheiser while giving directions. Everyone else is thinking "Beer?"

...someone mentions 'candy' and you start talking 'plastics.'
Thanks for the laughs, you rock man. I'm always checking the wind, I'll add.

.....If after checking the wind you instantly think of a hole that would be good to play.
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Old 05-22-2008, 12:08 AM
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You know you're addicted to DG when...

you actually have paid some scavenger $5 to buy back the same disc that you lost last week.

you carry a snorkal and fins in the trunk of your car, just in case you lose your best disc in the water hazard.

the term "UFO" refers to an arrant disc buzzing by you, just missing your head, and all you can think is, "Was that a Champion Disc?"

you confuse the brand, color, size, and name of discs with condoms.

you attempt to call someone a derogatory phallic name and it comes out "Disck Head!"

you forget a "road roller" is actually an engineering vehicle used to compact soil, gravel, concrete, or asphalt.

you have searched Amazon.com for a sports comedy featuring disc golf.

you just have to go up to the guy in the 'Cow Pie Throwing Contest' and demonstrate how he should be holding and throwing it to gain distance.

you recommend using the mini disc, when your girlfriend can't find her IUD.

you get your food tray at a restaurant and you practice the power grip on it.

you have to explain to your girlfriend that a "thumber" is not a sexual thing.

you've replaced your cars fuzzy dice with a hanging mini disc.

you've had to tell more than one person, "THAT IS NOT A GRILL!"
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Old 05-29-2008, 01:59 PM
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You know you're addicted to DG when...

you hear any song on the radio with "Breaking the Chains" in the lyrics and you instantly start thinking about the long putt you made once.

catch yourself standing in your cube at the office practicing your shot with an imaginary disc (just like the idiots who do it with imaginary golf clubs. Yeah, you know who I am referring too.) ;o)

you have actually taken a brief moment to considered why they didn't call it Basketdisc (basketball) instead. (Of course we all know that the baskets didn't come until later.)

the phrase "chain smoking' has nothing to do with tobacco.

you have put a disc in your hand for no reason but to just touch it.

you are waiting in line for food with an empty plate in your hand and you turn it over to look at the design to see with way it might turn if you threw it.

you start wearing Kangol hats, because they look cool like a disc on your head. ;o)
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Old 05-30-2008, 12:02 AM
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you are waiting in line for food with an empty plate in your hand and you turn it over to look at the design to see with way it might turn if you threw it.
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I'm guilty of this one for sure.
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Old 05-30-2008, 12:37 PM
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Own over 85 discs, three bags, one basket (eventually two), and still want more............
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Old 05-30-2008, 06:43 PM
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I know I got it bad, because everytime I see a nice open field or some land with trees, I think " that would be a cool spot for a Disc Golf course". My wife is getting tired of my saying that.

I also think about Disc Golf all the time. I need help.
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Old 06-04-2008, 07:56 PM
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You know you're addicted to DG when...

…at a sporting event where everyone is chanting and doing the tomahawk motion, you start showing the guy next to you how their fingers should be to gain some distance.

…someone tells you about how they just picked up a used red Stingray and you are dumbfounded that they were referring to a Corvette.

…your computer background has discs displayed on it.

…you own or considered having a custom mini made out of something other than plastic.

…sucking on a piece of hard candy, you try to shape it into a disc. You are even more of an addict if you take it out of your mouth to look at it.

…people in your family can explain to others what disc golf is, even though they have never played themselves (shame on you for allowing this to happen).

…you are considering climbing Mt. Everest just to try and break the world record for the longest disc throw.
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