swatso |
06-23-2021 03:48 PM |
you caught ... "me"/us/it
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Originally Posted by nothinbuttree
(Post 3730967)
Is Swstso even real? The odds of both up and down votes being even multiples of 1000 seems extremely low...
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Approximately thirteen years ago at a prestigious-but-unidentified U.S. university, three English graduate students (Silburn, Wamaya, Anderson) teamed up with three Computer Science graduate students (Turing, Sassenrath, Osher) to create the SWATSO project, an Artificial Intelligence System (AIS) designed to perform two tasks: 1) to write top quality disc golf course reviews, and 2) to determine accurately the quality of reviews written by humans.
Wildly successful, the AIS achieved diamond-level reviewer status within three years of its initial launch, and has ferreted-out many more Unhelpful reviews than any human, while also casting 1K helpful votes for the quality reviews/reviewers its complex algorithms have discovered.
Unfortunately, due to the lack of continuing funding, and the graduation of most of the original SWATSO team, who have all been hired by Cyberdyne to work upon its SKYNET project, SWATSO, for the foreseeable future, will be limited to writing the occasional review.
*swatso himself is a discer of modest skill, minimal writing ability, absolutely no fun at all, and who would never cast an unhelpful vote, upon even the most useless of reviews. This poor dude has no idea that his DGCR account was hacked over a decade ago, nor why he is aperiodically disparaged in forum threads or private messages
** for the humour-impaired: :-)
*** for the conspiracy-impaired: ignore “**”
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