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Monkeypaws 08-18-2019 07:01 PM

I shot my Sheriff ...
 
but I did not shoot my Deputy.

Continue....

Moose33 08-18-2019 07:34 PM

I’m a street walking Cheetah with a Harp and a Napalm...

ILUVSMGS18 08-18-2019 08:00 PM

I was Buzzzed and stung by a Wasp but not a Hornet.

hiflyer 08-18-2019 08:04 PM

Excuse me while I putt Blowfly

Putt for D'oh 08-18-2019 09:51 PM

I'll have fun fun fun till the pond takes my Teebird away...

BogeyNoMore 08-18-2019 10:11 PM

I wanna Roc!



And there's terrible Ted's...

Well, you can yank me
And you can Crank me
But don't you wake up
And don't you thank me.

Hampstead 08-18-2019 10:22 PM

Silly boy ya' self-destroyer. paranoia, they destroy ya'

hiflyer 08-18-2019 10:39 PM

On a thrower
On a roller
As a midnight glower
I sure do love my roadrunner

brutalbrutus 08-18-2019 10:59 PM

You down with OOP
Yeah, you know me!

teemkey 08-18-2019 11:09 PM

Hush Little Baby (adapted & adapted)

Everybody have you heard?
I'm gonna buy me a thunderbird
And if that thunderbird won't fly
I'll give the roadrunner a try
And if that roadrunner won't roll
Guess I'll just be a dgcr troll
And that's why I keep on shoutin' at your eyes sayin'
Woe, woe, woe, woe, woe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbTV6D_a0m0

brutalbrutus 08-19-2019 12:27 AM

When a hyzer goes all wrong
You must Whippet
When a flip up goes all wrong
You must Whippet
When your teeshots go all wrong
You must Whippet
Now Whippet
Whippet good

hiflyer 08-19-2019 05:27 AM

Big Z, Big Z, BigZ
Can't you see
Sometimes your stamp
Just hypnotize me

hiflyer 08-19-2019 05:33 AM

Never gonna throw nose up
Never let it hit the ground
Never gonna miss the putt
And then win Worlds


HAH! You've been McRolled

zontar 08-19-2019 06:22 AM

some good stuff here, but some of it makes me want to Comet....

Grndmstrgk 08-19-2019 08:00 AM

I got a disc named "RAM"a Lama Lama Lama Ding Dong
It's everything to me
"RAM"a Lama Lama Lama Ding Dong
I'll never set it free
For it's mine, all mine

DiscFifty 08-19-2019 08:52 AM

"Blue Wizard is about to die" ok..not a song... .but let's see who gets it....

NDABRUSH 08-19-2019 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monkeypaws (Post 3486955)
but I did not shoot my Deputy.

Continue....

Can you tell me how to get

How to get my disc out that tree

How to get my disc out that tree

Noill 08-19-2019 10:49 AM

When your disc is in the rough
And it's lookin' kinda tough
Nuke it
When your playing is so bad
But your bag looks really rad...
Nuke it

ejvogie 08-19-2019 11:13 AM

Hey ProLine Cobra don't you know you're gonna' shut 'em down?

Hampstead 08-19-2019 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DiscFifty (Post 3487152)
"Blue Wizard is about to die" ok..not a song... .but let's see who gets it....

Yellow Valkyrie needs food badly!

Nova P 08-19-2019 02:59 PM

Par keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin',
Into the future,
Par keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin',
Into the future,
I wanna fly like an Eagle,
Off the tee,
Fly like an Eagle
Let my backhand carry me,
I want to fly like an Eagle,
'Till I'm free,
Oh, Dave, through the back nine. . .

Putt for D'oh 08-19-2019 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hampstead (Post 3487221)
Yellow Valkyrie needs food badly!

I have the voice down for that ad is kinda how I announce its time for work years now.

Putt for D'oh 08-19-2019 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Putt for D'oh (Post 3487365)
I have the voice down for that ad is kinda how I announce its time for work years now.

Missed the edit window but I blame posting on my phone...

Announce LUNCH at work for years.
🙄

R-Ogre 08-19-2019 05:45 PM

Mama
Just killed a man
Threw my Nuke into his head
Shanked my drive and now he’s dead

Mama
My round had just begun...

Monocacy 08-19-2019 06:02 PM

Coming in fast, over me
I've got my spine, I've got my orange Crush

Noill 08-19-2019 06:21 PM

I throwa Roc! (Roc!)
I throw-a Roc! (Roc!)

...and sometimes throw rollers

Monkeypaws 08-19-2019 07:24 PM

Here is how I like to throw:

Loosely in the sky with Diamonds.

Putt for D'oh 08-19-2019 07:34 PM

He's putting with a Wizard
There has to be a twist
putting with Wizard's
Got such a supple wrist

hiflyer 08-19-2019 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Putt for D'oh (Post 3487464)
He's putting with a Wizard
There has to be a twist
putting with Wizard's
Got such a supple wrist

See dee, Em dee, Eff dee, throw me

culinarywiz 08-19-2019 08:45 PM

Team Trilogy and Aerosmith circa 1977;

Long ago in days untold
Were ruled by lords of greed
Maidens fared with gold they dared
To bare their wombs that bleed
Kings and queens and guillotines
Taking lives denied
Starch and parchment laid the laws
When bishops took the ride
Only to deceive
Oh I know I
Lived this life afore
Somehow I know now
Truths I must be sure
Tossin', turnin', nightmares burnin'
Dreams of swords in hand
Sailing ships, the Viking(shout out to Innova) spits
The blood of father's land
Only to deceive
Living times of knights and mares
Raising swords for maidens fair
Sneer at death, fear only loss of pride
Living other centuries
Deja vu or what you please
Follows true to all who do or die
Screams of no reply
They died
Screams of no reply
And died
Died
Lordy, Lordy, they died

I could go into some Manowar but that might be a bit much...

porkturtle 08-19-2019 09:00 PM

I throw my Mamba in daylight.
I throw it in the rain.
That Mamba can soar all night
The disc remains the same

brutalbrutus 08-19-2019 09:05 PM

I'm sure someone with a bit more imagination than I can do something good with The Byrds Turn Turn Turn


...or maybe Disco Inferno

hiflyer 08-19-2019 10:12 PM

Bales of Teebirds
Falling froma low-flying plane
I dont know who done dropped em
But I'll shank them just the same

Bales of Teebirds
Falling like the pouring rain
My round changed completely
Thanks to low-flying planes

hiflyer 08-19-2019 10:17 PM

I saw the circle there, it was drawn on the log
I asked what it was, and with a facepalm you said it's a

Charger.
C H A R
Charger

(With apologies to Mr. Clapton and anyone else subjected to these things)

JewBoy 08-19-2019 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teemkey (Post 3487067)
Hush Little Baby (adapted & adapted)

Everybody have you heard?
I'm gonna buy me a thunderbird
And if that thunderbird won't fly
I'll give the roadrunner a try
And if that roadrunner won't roll
Guess I'll just be a dgcr troll
And that's why I keep on shoutin' at your eyes sayin'
Woe, woe, woe, woe, woe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbTV6D_a0m0

And that's how I ended up trolling this **** show folks no matter my efforts I couldn't get a beat to **** star roadrunner to roll and now I'm just here judging you from my air conditioned cage

Hampstead 08-19-2019 10:24 PM

Apologies in advance



Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark

hiflyer 08-20-2019 12:02 AM

Whats in your haanndd

Zomm bee
Zomm bee
Zom bee eeh eh eh eh oh oh oh

hiflyer 08-20-2019 12:34 AM

Ste!
Me say ste
me say ste
me say ste
Me say steeeeegooo

Daylight come and me wann go throow

...

Come mr marshall man, tally up me scorecard
Daylight come and me wann go throw

Putt for D'oh 08-20-2019 11:24 AM

https://media.giphy.com/media/l0HlSH...ySnS/giphy.gif

A-well-a ev'rybody's heard about the Berg
B-b-b-Berg, b-Berg's a word
A-well, a Berg, Berg, Berg, Berg is a word
A-well, a Berg, Berg, Berg, well-a Berg is a word

ejvogie 08-20-2019 03:47 PM

♫...and I wonder, still I wonder, who'll stop the Pain?♫

I was hoping for a disc called the Reign :shrugsmiley:


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