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Old 11-08-2017, 03:39 PM
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Two disc golfers are playing a round and it becomes clear that one of them is taking liberties with the scorecard. A heated argument ensues and in a fit of rage, a high speed driver is wielded as an axe - smashing the pencil whipper's skull into a bloody pulp, killing the poor fella.

Overcome with remorse the murder calls the police and confesses his crime.

The police arrive and question him.

"How many times did you hit him in the head?" asks the officer.

"... I don't know, 3... 4... 5 times? Ahh, just put me down for a 3."
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Old 11-09-2017, 01:12 AM
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I don't know if it existed before then but someone was doing a giveaway on Reddit asking for puns and I made this up.

I was drinking Budweiser on the course and I had a horrible round. I kept Anheuser-ing all my shots into the Busch-es.



I'll let myself out

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Old 11-10-2017, 12:50 AM
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I found it:

Now I just have to figure out how to make it work...
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Old 11-10-2017, 02:58 PM
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What do you do when your girlfriend tries to stop you from playing disc golf? You Destroyer...

Some random guy behind you says you suck and tries to get into a confrontation with you, what do you say? Comet me bro!

How does a french guy describe a Jedi's power? "It's Z-Force"

I've got more but I'm gonna go ahead and stop while I'm behind.

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Old 11-13-2017, 02:46 PM
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I saw a thread on another forum, where the OP asked what people thought of the new lie area rule and included the above image. One person responded, "Lefties are gonna have a hard time.".

It took a minute to see what they meant. Too funny!
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Old 11-13-2017, 04:58 PM
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I still don't get it. Right footed shoes?
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Old 11-14-2017, 01:37 PM
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Two guys are playing a round.
As they play they are getting closer and closer to two women that are playing ahead of them.

The one guys says "If they don't move their asses, this is going to take all damn day. I'm going to go up there and tell them to quit gabbing and move it along."

He makes his way forward but only get about half way before coming back. He tell his partner: "I can't do it. I got about half way there when I realized the two women are none other than my wife and my mistress. I can't let them both see me at the same time. You're going to have to go talk to them.

So the other guy heads on down, but quickly returns and says "Wow, amazing coincidence...."

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Old 11-14-2017, 01:42 PM
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Wife: "You're so obsessed with golf, you can't even remember when we got married."

Me: "Yes I can. It was five days after I got my 3rd ace."

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Old 11-14-2017, 09:00 PM
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A disc golfer's wife allowed him to play in an out of town tournament. He was surprised since she had always been suspicious of his wandering eye.

But she was very supportive, even going so far as to pack his luggage for him.

When he returned she asked him how the tournament was. He responded that it was really great, the only problem he had was that she had neglected to pack any underwear in his suitcase. Imagine his surprise when she informed him that she had packed it in his disc golf bag.

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Old 11-16-2017, 07:51 AM
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