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Old 08-23-2019, 12:39 AM
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Here come old flat top firebird
fliiiippin' up slowly, but it
hiiiits a tree and becomes
a cut-roller, now it's
waaaay down, behind the trees
Got to be a bogie cuz i'm not gonna three
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Old 08-23-2019, 10:09 AM
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I walk on the disc course all day long,
Roc'n and a-boppin' and singing my song,
All the disc chuckers at the Sunday meet,
Love to hear my Rhynos go tweet-tweet-tweet

Rocs and Rhynos, (tweet-tweet-tweet)
Rocs and Rhynos (tweet-tweedilly-tweet)
I throw Rocs and Rhynos cause that's really how I like to play.

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Old 08-23-2019, 03:22 PM
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Let me tell you bout a disc i know
Threw it at a tree about an hour ago
Standing on the tee all by myself, thinking "aww man, what the he11?"
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Old 08-24-2019, 04:29 PM
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Whippet by Devo.

Crack that whip
Give the past the slip
Step on a crack
Break your momma's back
When a problem comes along
You must whippet
Before the cream sits out too long
You must whippet
When something's going wrong
You must whippet
Now whippet
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It's not too late
To whippet
Whippet good
When a good time turns around
You must whippet
You will never live it down
Unless you whippet
No one gets away
Until they whippet
I say whippet
Whip it good
I say whip it
Whip it good
Crack that whip
Give the past the slip
Step on a crack
Break your momma's back
When a problem comes along
You must whippet
Before the…

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Old 08-24-2019, 04:33 PM
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Barracuda
Heart


So this ain't the end, I saw you again, today
I had to turn my heart away
Smiled like the sun, kisses for everyone
And tales, it never fails
You lying so low in the weeds
I bet you gonna ambush me
You'd have me down, down, down on my knees
Now wouldn't you, Barracuda? Oh
Back over time we were all trying for free
You met the porpoise and me
No right, no wrong you're selling a song, a name
Whisper game
If the real thing don't do the trick
You better make up something quick
You gonna burn, burn, burn, burn, burn to the wick
Oooo, Barracuda, oh yeah
"Sell me, sell you" the porpoise said
Dive down deep to save my head
You, I…
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Old 08-24-2019, 08:00 PM
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I guess this belongs here


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Old 08-25-2019, 09:40 AM
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Perhaps some Amy Winehouse...

They tried to make me throw a RHYNO
I said, "no, no, no"
Yes, I throw a TRACKER
With a come backer, you'll know, know, know
I ain't got the PINE
And if my caddy shows me the line
He's tried to make me throw a RHYNO
I won't throw throw throw

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Old 08-25-2019, 06:06 PM
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Disc Golf USA

If everybody had Disc Golf
Across the U. S. A.
Then everybody'd be Disc Golfing
Like Californi-a
You'd seem 'em wearing their polos
Low cut hikers too
A bushy bushy blonde hairdo
Disc Golf U. S. A.
You'd catch 'em Disc Golfing
Ventura County line
Winter Time Open
Australia Open too

All over Minnesota
Everybody's gone disc golfing
Disc golf U.S. A.
We'll all be planning that route
We're gonna take real soon
We're Checking our Disc Stuff
We can't wait for June
We'll all be gone for the summer
We're on the course to stay
Tell the teacher we're disc golfing
Disc golf U. S. A.
Hermosa and Syracuse
Peoria Illinois
San Antone and Dallas/Fort Worth
La Mirada L. A.
All over Rock Hill
At Wailoa State Park

Everybody's gone disc golf
Disc golf
U.S. A.
Everybody's gone disc golf
Disc golf
U.S. A.
Everybody's gone disc golf
Disc golf
U.S. A. to stay

the color of this text is what I changed

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Old 08-25-2019, 07:32 PM
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How many discs must a golfer carry
Before you can call them a pro?

How many trees must a driver miss
Before one can putt for the dough?

And how many chains must ching and clang
Before you come back for a boge?

The answer, my friend, is whether there is wind
The answer is whether there is wind

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Old 08-27-2019, 12:18 AM
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This one is for Michael Johanson.

Michael throw the disc on the other shore

original work by Harry Belafonte, Casey Smith did changes

Michael throw the disc on the other shore, hallelujah
Michael throw the disc on the other shore, hallelujah
Michael throw the disc on the other shore, hallelujah
Michael throw the disc on the other shore, hallelujah
This old Course's a mighty big place, hallelujah
It's got OB all over the Place, hallelujah
is chilly and cold, hallelujah
But it warms the human soul, hallelujah
So, Michael throw the disc on the other shore, hallelujah
Michael throw the disc on the other shore, hallelujah
Michael throw the disc on the other shore, hallelujah
Michael throw the disc on the other shore, hallelujah
Did you hear what old Jon McCray said, hallelujah
When the world thought he was dead, hallelujah
I was taking' me a try, hallelujah
In that big old tunnel shot inside, hallelujah
So, Michael throw the disc on the other shore, hallelujah
Michael throw the disc on the other shore, hallelujah
Michael throw the disc on the other shore, hallelujah
Michael throw the disc on the other shore, hallelujah
They put Wysocki in the , hallelujah
And he walked right out again, hallelujah
The reason them pros permitted that, hallelujah
Was that Wysock had an injury with the hand, hallelujah
So, Michael throw the disc on the other shore, hallelujah
Michael throw the disc on the other shore, hallelujah
Michael throw the disc on the other shore, hallelujah
Michael throw the disc on the other shore, hallelujah
They made it so JC took second place, hallelujah
But his faith was never lost, hallelujah
So , hallelujah
Hold that Par in Arkansas, hallelujah
Like Josh Anthon at Texas state , hallelujah
Alabama's next to go, hallelujah
So Mississippi's circle 2 jump putt, hallelujah
Some more Discs on the way, hallelujah
So, Michael throw the disc on the other shore, hallelujah
Michael throw the disc on the other shore, hallelujah
Michael throw the disc on the other shore, hallelujah
Michael throw the disc on the other shore, hallelujah
Michael throw the disc on the other shore, hallelujah
Michael throw the disc on the other shore, hallelujah
Michael throw the disc on the other shore, hallelujah
Michael throw the disc on the other shore, hallelujah

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