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Old 09-10-2018, 07:50 PM
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The local weekly dg league had a male and female player who were passing acquaintances that never took much interest in each other personally.

One day, the girl showed up with her new understable driver from MVP. Something clicked between them and later that night they gave into their desires. You could say they did it on Impulse.
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Old 09-10-2018, 10:58 PM
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The local weekly dg league had a male and female player who were passing acquaintances that never took much interest in each other personally.

One day, the girl showed up with her new understable driver from MVP. Something clicked between them and later that night they gave into their desires. You could say they did it on Impulse.
That Amped me up. It also Inspired me to keep up these puns. Shocking isn't it? I feel like I'm Defying people's requests to stop as I'm typing this. You might have to keep your Ion me in this thread.
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Old 09-10-2018, 11:13 PM
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Dude, you owned that like a Boss.
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Old 09-11-2018, 07:16 AM
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That Amped me up. It also Inspired me to keep up these puns. Shocking isn't it? I feel like I'm Defying people's requests to stop as I'm typing this. You might have to keep your Ion me in this thread.
Don't stop now. Keep Kraken those jokes.

The next day her sister came to town. She had a couple of Quest AT discs she could hardly keep in their bag. They were a nice pair of Double D's. Lots of guys wanted to Unlace them.

Unfortunately, his butt was Dragon in the Aftermath, so he told his #1 Driver to drop him off at the MD. He says, "Doc, I'm feeling kinda Thor, can you help me?" The doc says, "Saint nuthin' I can do." He says, "Fine, I'll go down to Delivery and talk to de horse doctor." Doc says, "Suture self."

The horse doctor says, "What the Falk you talking about, I don't Servo humans." By this time our hero was feeling XLent, so he decided to head home and Slammer. He got out his Sinus (he thought he might Slayer with it) but I'm Talon you, it was all in Vein. The house was empty. "Whale I'll be", he thought. "She disappeared without a Trace."

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Old 09-11-2018, 11:37 AM
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Old 09-12-2018, 12:36 AM
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