The most uncool, but still decent, 5-disc bag

[ChrisWoj]

Originally Posted by Alexplz

The ultimate in uncool is something that was released in the last few years and sat on the shelf collecting dust for long enough to go into a clearance bin.

Rocs are cool to answer that question - KC Aviar, Roc, Teebird... all super cool because they have that "no nonsense" aura surrounding the grizzled, headstrong vets who stubbornly, intentionally cycle base plastic.

Boutique discs from Legacy, Millenium, Hyzerbomb are all pretty cool. DGA pretty uncool for whatever reason - could be the circa 2005 marketing.

WAIT WAIT I HAVE IT - the most painful, cringeworthy uncool disc of all:

I was tempted to go with the DiscGolfStuff Maximizer or the Little Flyer Optimizer... but they weren't useful enough.

I think you have provided the most uncool but still useful disc of all though.

[jedeye]

Groove takes the cake for “uncool.”
As for a functional 5 -
Dart
Comet
Leopard
Beast
Champion Groove for utility, thumbers, tree hits, and general disregard for coolness.

[DanJon]

Any 5 discs from Yikun.

[Keller]

Birdie
Stingray
Viper
Cheetah
Orc

[rocthecourse]

Franklin RT Night Owl - putter, the one I threw was decent enough, straight and stable
Quest AT Rock-It, approach putter/mid - you have to have a Quest AT in the bag(or two.)
Latitude 64 Medius, mid when you hear it hit a tree you will understand.
Quest AT T-Bone, fairway driver, heavy in SRP or the other premium plastic
Innova Groove, distance driver, ideally stable without a ton of face

[elmexdela]

Originally Posted by Broken Shoulder

Magic
Stingray
Shark3
Mongoose
Orion LF

love this one

i could rock this bag for sure

[Moose33]

Originally Posted by DanJon

Any 5 discs from Yikun.

I was writing out their names lol but basically this.

Hammer
Yao
View
Jun
Dae

Is a pretty decent bag. I could cover most lines with it, but is it cool? Nah brah.

[thecandydan]

Putter: Nova
Mid: Flying Squirrel
Mid: Coyote
Driver: Rival
Driver: Breakout

[Orioles_Lefty]

Originally Posted by jedeye

Groove takes the cake for “uncool.”
As for a functional 5 -
Dart
Comet
Leopard
Beast
Champion Groove for utility, thumbers, tree hits, and general disregard for coolness.

I once putted with Darts. Man that’s a great disc. I just can’t get dig it’s shoulder shape anymore. And I had a GStar Leopard I used as an understable utility disc. It was amazing. Hate that I lost it.

Your list made me think of the Mako. It’s been replaced by the “3” version and, more or less, also by the MD. The Comet has some degree of “nerdness” to it given how it’s like the preferred understable hippie disc. The Mako, on the other hand, is just like the “square” person disc: boring, neutral, perfectly good for lots of shots but not really super great at anything. Too understable to be beat into much, not overstable enough to fade past straight. Man, what a totally uninspiring disc, yet many of us could play amply with it on many courses.

[Tomphoolery]

Wave
Volt
Crave
Pyro
Wizard, or Envy to make it full MVP/Axiom