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Old 02-03-2019, 08:31 PM
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Default Wife’s Disc Golf Permission Slip

Years back I stumbled upon a humorous (fake) disc golf permission slip from the viewpoint of a husband asking his wife to go discing. Short of the long, can’t find a copy anywhere.

It started like:
1-where will you be playing?
2-when will you return?
3-who will be there?
4-will alcohol / drugs be present?
5-do you promise not to use alcohol / drugs?
6-will money be wagered?
7-what amount will be wagered?

So on, and so forth. There was probably like 20 or 30 line items. It was so well written, and sadly true, that I long to see it again

If someone saved this, please link or post a copy.
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Old 02-03-2019, 08:42 PM
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If you can’t find it we can probably help make a new one. I know what’s on my list...
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Old 02-03-2019, 08:48 PM
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Well for my wife it's when are you going and when will you be back that's it. She knows I don't smoke and I only once drank and played disc golf once.
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Old 02-03-2019, 09:30 PM
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The above questions don't concern me at all.
But, then they get tougher. Like, "Is there going to be a pro shop there?", and, "You're not thinking of buying more discs are you?"

Ouch.

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Old 02-03-2019, 10:54 PM
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A humor aside, I don't have a relationship that involves permission.

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Old 02-03-2019, 11:15 PM
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A humor aside, I don't have a relationship that involves permission.
So you lie huh?

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Old 02-03-2019, 11:48 PM
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Not getting married and having separate bank accounts is working real well for me!

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Old 02-03-2019, 11:57 PM
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So you lie huh?
Lol.....no. Been married for over three decades, we just have never had a relationship where we needed permission to do the things that make us each happy. I certainly take her needs and wants into consideration, when deciding what I do, but we long ago agreed that we were each responsible for our own happiness.

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Old 02-04-2019, 12:08 AM
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I am a single guy and my throwing partner has a wife and two kids. For about 5 years we threw consistently until he and I had a falling out. After about a year l saw a doubles tournament advertised and decided to go over to his house and settled our differences. His wife was so happy to see me because she believes playing disc golf keeps him in line. We throw at least once a week now and take 3 road trips a year. It's hard to get into trouble while throwing disc golf.

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Old 02-04-2019, 12:21 AM
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Shouldn't be a problem for most disc golfers.

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