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Old 06-18-2009, 07:02 AM
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Some remarks in course reviews are so well said that they need to be memorialized. I love a well crafted line, so post the ones you find. To me, they add zest to a review, so I'd like to encourage those who create them.
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Old 06-18-2009, 07:07 AM
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"This course should only be played by people that don't call the phone number on found discs."
by zenbot in his Conejo Valley YMCA review

This made me laugh and inspired this thread!
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Old 06-18-2009, 02:11 PM
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"This course should only be played by people that don't call the phone number on found discs."
by zenbot
Damn... that's the one I was gonna post when I saw the thread title....
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Old 06-18-2009, 02:43 PM
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It's funny because it's true.
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Old 06-18-2009, 02:44 PM
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"Smells like urine about 75% of the time because there are no bathrooms. I honestly don't understand why people don't think about that before whipping it out and peeing right next to baskets."

This is from chow and his review of mineral springs in Seattle, WA.
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Old 06-18-2009, 02:49 PM
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Here is my review of Betty Ross in NC:

Mindbendingly Mediocre

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The bathroom had more urine on the floor than could have possibly ever been in the toilet itself.
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Back in the woods just had a deliverance vibe to me...I had given thought to walking the trail to see where it went but did not feel like "squealing like a pig" tonight.
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The course was a pond from all the rain the last few days (not something I count against, but it added to the craptasticness).
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Old 06-18-2009, 03:00 PM
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Here is my review of Betty Ross in NC:
Can't believe you didn't complain about the smell of that river. I guess if it was raining, it might have kept the smell down. Normally is smells horrid. And yes, something just doesn't feel right down around hole 9.
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Old 06-18-2009, 03:17 PM
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This tells you something about a course:

"My favorite part of being there was a creepy guy using a metal detector throughout the playground. Not sure what "buried treasure" he was looking for in the sand, but he seemed determined."

by heelboycraig, review of Betty G. Ross in Lincolnton NC

Those 1/2 disc ratings are really piling up for Betty G. Ross!
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Old 06-18-2009, 03:35 PM
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I'm getting odd looks at work after laughing from reading these...
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Wow, no, I didn't smell the river, but given the amount of rain in the last few days it was close to overflowing the banks...it was obviously moving faster than the speed of stink.
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