Okay, I got my three Wizards in:
SSSS Wizard is amazing. It feels like a first-run Vibram Ridge had a baby with a 1.30 Omega Supersoft and somehow became more rubbery. Seriously, it's amazing. It's enough to make me kick my Ridge out of my bag.
Chalky Wizard (the orange ones) - feels like a SuperSoft with chalky texture and traces of white.
And for all of you that are looking for dinner-plate stiff Wizards, look no further. Just buy the royal blue Wizards here. Mine is literally unflexible. It's marked "Soft", but does not feel Soft at all, nor can I even bend it. It's the firmest Wizard I've ever had (and I've had 70+), including some of the original Firms. Guess which one's becoming my driving Wizard?