Describe a terrible round in one sentence using DG terms

I was able to maintain my composure in the face of adversity.
 
Played Army golf all day Left Right, Left Right, Left Right
 
The only turn I was able to muster was that of my ankles on the wet ground.
 
I kept throwing to the wrong pin position.
 
Bushwhacker

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Are there any easier courses?
 
I'm 1000 rated...at playing 750 rated rounds.
 
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