I used to play Tennis 3-4 times a week, and one evening I went to the tennis court, and they were playing soccer on the tennis court. I didn't understand that, when there was a field right next door.
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I used to play Tennis 3-4 times a week, and one evening I went to the tennis court, and they were playing soccer on the tennis court. I didn't understand that, when there was a field right next door.
There's a course in Madison, WI, like that, but their bottle-cap trail blows this one away...looks like they've been adding to it for years. And with Madison being the hippie mecca that it is, apparently this sits just fine with them. I thought it was cool, and if the Parks Dept isn't making a stink about it, it'll probably just continue on...
Apparently they are slowly migrating back to Mexico because there used to be a huge population here.
Do they pay taxes? Yes/no. They purchase dead people's SSNs and use them and then claim 20 dependents and pay about $10 a week in taxes, which of course never get filed.
Maybe this is why nothing is really being done...lets see 1 million illegals, $10 a week....hmmm...adds up doesn't it??
did you stop to consider what they COST the government? 10 bucks a pop is nothing compared to the free services they get...
I think it is transferred to us....but there is no need to go there and sorry I did.
Back to soccer practice!!
Back to soccer practice!!
kerplunk
Double Eagle Member
So who here is 100% Native American? Lets quit with assuming that every Hispanic person is a worthless illegal alien and realize that we are ALL the descendant of immigrants who were in search of a better life, much like those that many of you refer to like they are a different species. How bout we get back to the subject of the thread and off the immigrant bashing?
ok, just keep your head in that hole...everything will just work itself out on its own...
i was not bashing, just stating that the estimated millions of illegals cost we the taxpayers a TON of money every year, so the 10 bucks a week they contribute on their fake identities is diddly squat...but hey lets all just live in peace and harmony while our country goes to hell...
whatta thred jack!
sorry for the OT rant...
on topic, i almost hit a rabbit with my drive on 6 at charlie vettiner on saturday...
on topic, i almost hit a rabbit with my drive on 6 at charlie vettiner on saturday...
Yeah me too but I had already apologized before the fires were stoked a little more.
A rabbit you say? Were you burning worms or did it actually almost come down on him?
A rabbit you say? Were you burning worms or did it actually almost come down on him?
nunez23
Par Member
They work for americans, making american money, buying cars in america, than they say "hey guys want to play soccer?"
It's really not that hard to figure out.
little of both...threw a waaaay understable disc, turn over and hit then rolled right at the bunny...
probably more like "¿amigos, quieren jugar a fútbol?"
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nunez23
Par Member
What if they were illegals from somewhere other than mexico?
canada perhaps? sneaking down pretending to be mounties...
Anyway back to thread topic.
Playing last night with some new guys and as we finished up our last hole I see one of the guys start climbing a tree, a tree that happens to have a fairly large beehive inside of it, I yelled to him and he jumped off like it was on fire. The look on his face was pretty hilarious, luckily it was late enough that all the bees had called it a night otherwise he may have ended up stung pretty good. We were able to get cell phone out and lit up the hole in the tree that houses the hive. Looked pretty sweet.
canada perhaps? sneaking down pretending to be mounties...
Anyway back to thread topic.
Playing last night with some new guys and as we finished up our last hole I see one of the guys start climbing a tree, a tree that happens to have a fairly large beehive inside of it, I yelled to him and he jumped off like it was on fire. The look on his face was pretty hilarious, luckily it was late enough that all the bees had called it a night otherwise he may have ended up stung pretty good. We were able to get cell phone out and lit up the hole in the tree that houses the hive. Looked pretty sweet.
I don't care where they're from, as long as they're here legally. Otherwise they can pack their $h1t and go the f&*k home.
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kerplunk
Double Eagle Member
yeah, we should blame our problems on one unpopular race. worked great for germany.
kerplunk
Double Eagle Member
You ever try to pronounce one of those upside down question marks? Not easy.
A friend of mine was throwing off the tee pretty hard and hit a tree about 6 feet in front of him- it bounced straight back at him and he caught it, then said "I caught it, doesn't count." I paced it off and it was more than two meters to the tree, so I made him take the stroke since we were playing for money. But the disc did not go 2m net, so I'm not sure. And if the tree weren't 2m away and this happened would it count as a stroke? And doesn't 2m constitute a throw or did I pull that out of my a$$?
when did i blame it on one race? i don't care who you are, if you are ANY illegal, and are sucking the government teet without paying your proper dues, GTFO...
BTW, not sure on the 2m rule...
mmyersdisc
Double Eagle Member
someone is a little bitter towards this arguement...ever watch gran turino? YOU SHOULD!
im not racist by any means, but I agree with you guys, if your here illegaly and try to claim "your trying to find a better place to live" then come here and live by the RULES coming to OUR country and taking OUR money/jobs isn't really giving you a warm-welcome...but whatever...back O.T. I havn't witnessed anything weird lately at the course lol...other then a thumber ace which was the first one I seen...to bad he was PRACTICING for the tournament later that day HAHA!
The Dude
Bogey Member
I lost all respect for your posts.
amcarlson83
Newbie
This thread isn't funny anymore.
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