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This reviewer might want to avoid Charlotte altogether... :\
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bennybennybenny's instantly classic review for Rotary Park near Charlotte
the whole thing is full of great zingers but i especially liked his intro "Note: In this review, I'm going to be immature. I will not act my age. So either quit reading, or grab a snack and something to drink. I'll pour some coffee." and also this gem: "Frank Liske is to disc golf what Virgil's is to Root Beer and what Great Clips is to hair cuts."
the whole thing is full of great zingers but i especially liked his intro "Note: In this review, I'm going to be immature. I will not act my age. So either quit reading, or grab a snack and something to drink. I'll pour some coffee." and also this gem: "Frank Liske is to disc golf what Virgil's is to Root Beer and what Great Clips is to hair cuts."
MarkDSM
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"This hole is to disc golf what GG Allin is to rock music. ". I groaned a dirty laugh.
Pro tip: GG is one of them that one should certainly not claim familiarity of and certainly not invoke in any company. Worse than Bob Flanagan.
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Not to brag, but I was pretty proud of this review I wrote for Austintown Township Park.
"Cons: THE BASKETS
Trying to make a putt on these baskets is the equivalent to throwing a football at Helen Keller. Odds are, it's just going to hit Helen in the face and fall to the ground. Whoever makes these baskets should be banned from making anything related to disc golf. Sorry, Helen."
"Cons: THE BASKETS
Trying to make a putt on these baskets is the equivalent to throwing a football at Helen Keller. Odds are, it's just going to hit Helen in the face and fall to the ground. Whoever makes these baskets should be banned from making anything related to disc golf. Sorry, Helen."
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No risk of bragging. You used blind people as a tool to make fun of disc golf baskets.
Bravo (tool) :thmbdown:
Bravo (tool) :thmbdown:
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I liked the title of my Iron Hill review. Just some science humor...
Fe Hill, Au Layout
Fe Hill, Au Layout
zontar
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Iron-ic. your humor is gold-en. i think:\
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Take it easy on the new guy. (He is from Ohio)Go Blue
Haha, Go Bucks!
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All good Discin, non-human targets are safer for analogy.
I'm also sorry for my rude comment :/
I'm also sorry for my rude comment :/
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By the way, Why do the Cleveland Indians and The Ohio State Buckeyes play "Hang On Sloopy" at their games. I recently had the honor of holding up the O in Ohio at a Indians game. I had no clue why they were playing "Hang On Sloopy."
brutalbrutus
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Its the official state rock song.
OK. Thanks.
They got to be good for something, putting stumbling blocks in front of them just isn't as much fun anymore. :|
I'd apologize to any blind people that might be reading this but I guess what's the point?
Bill: What's the funniest thing you've ever done?
John: I set up a race for the blind once
Bill: What's so funny about that?
John: The race was across the highway
John: I set up a race for the blind once
Bill: What's so funny about that?
John: The race was across the highway
Have you seen Helen Hellen's house?
Neither has she.
How did Helen Keller burn her fingers?
Trying to read her waffle iron.
Neither has she.
How did Helen Keller burn her fingers?
Trying to read her waffle iron.
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