Classic Review lines

[chevis]

got a chuckle from vk again: " Most middle school students have the attention span of Spam. This course would almost certainly drive them to snort their Spam."
https://www.dgcoursereview.com/reviews.php?id=11709&mode=rev

 

[The Valkyrie Kid]

While teaching middle school P.E. (which was the longest four years of my life) I had a t-shirt which read "Eat Spam". And when I was asked to sign their yearbooks at the end of the year and having absolutely nothing brilliant to say, I would usually just write, "Eat Spam". When I was asked why, I told them I was a national spokesman for Spam. And yeah, they bought it!

 

[BogeyNoMore]

I appreciate the context the backstory provides.

 

[EarthRocker]

HAHAHAHAHA! I always loved that movie. I....I didn't exhale?

"CAN YOU BLOW ME WHERE THE PAMPERS IS??"

 

[takman]

"CAN YOU BLOW ME WHERE THE PAMPERS IS??"

''HE KNEW HOW TO CARB AND EVERYTHING!''

 

[Olorin]

A fantastic opening line from Shadrach22 on Kirvin Park in MA.

"A decent 9er on the verge of being average."

How's that for damning with faint praise?

His title made me laugh too.

 

[Shadrach3]

From an (older,) all-around pithy review of Beaver Brook from MrFrosty I stumbled upon today: "You should be shooting for deuces on every hole. If you shoot a 4, you will want to stand in their pond with a string of hanging campground lights in your hand and electrocute yourself."

 

[Crooow]

I can par this

got a chuckle from vk again: " Most middle school students have the attention span of Spam. This course would almost certainly drive them to snort their Spam."
https://www.dgcoursereview.com/reviews.php?id=11709&mode=rev

And the hole info says that every hole is 3 or 4 feet with a par of 255. I think I can go under par.

 

[BogeyNoMore]

And the hole info says that every hole is 3 or 4 feet with a par of 255. I think I can go under par.

Yeah, but only on a good day. :|

 

[BogeyNoMore]

While the review is a few years old at this point, hers another of TVK's contributions, from his review of Jet Stream.

Granted, that guide would have to be Katie Perry, buck naked, in order to coax a 5.0 rating out of me. Wait, did those previous reviewers have a naked Katie Perry as their local guide?

 

[ejvogie]

From the same review:

Navigating this course solo is somewhere between difficult and "Alex, I'll take a rusty nail in the cornea for $200."

 

[dgaficionado]

The review "Tempering the Echo Chamber" by mrclc for Echo Valley DGC in Springboro, OH contains the following wry comment. I can visualize Dikembe wagging his finger as I read it.

Bring your rabbit's foot - the luck factor is high with many gnarled vines and twisted branches appearing at the least opportune times to Mutombo great shots.

Here's the review: https://www.dgcoursereview.com/reviews.php?id=12297&page=1&sort=date_desc&mode=rev#87669

 

[chevis]

"There were times it felt like a college frat party at midnight, with all the kids bouncing around with no seeming intention other than sticking something in a hole." -Stardoggy in Ralph Williamson Memorial DGC

 

[elmexdela]

opened the newest drop of a horsman review

first thing in the cons section was horsman ripping on the teepads

classic

 

[wolfhaley]

opened the newest drop of a horsman review

first thing in the cons section was horsman ripping on the teepads

classic

It's even the review title. That man hates non concrete tees.

In his defense though, he started playing disc golf at Abendschein Park in Oak Creek WI. I grew up and graduated high school in the city just west of there, Franklin. I've played many a round at Abendschein, and those tees are atrocious. Not even sure what they're supposed to be used for, but it's certainly not tee pads. They even put the same material the tees are made of around the baskets for some reason. I'm almost 650 courses in now and that's the only course I've ever seen this. It's not great. You should check that park out when you're down there.

 

[Stardoggy]

Oh yeah...those plastic grate things are horrendous. I have often wondered how many ACL's went to die on them.

Also, re: Sandy Knoll's tees

They're some of the best turf pads I've played on anywhere. That dude is just looking for a reason to complain. Always. I live right by that course, play it a ton, and have NEVER thought the fronts of the pads are worn away. Literally, not once.

 

[wellsbranch250]

Daniel Boone would have looked for the 6 tee pads , and after about an hour of frustration , would have shot one of the neighbor's dogs

From his review of Williams Park south of Nashville. I hope MrFrosty is doing alright. I havent seen a post from him in awhile now.

 

[notapro]

From the pros of a rural high school course review:

Uses the available land the school has and turns it into a course. It uses all of the baseball fields, buildings, and trees as objects. Hole 3 is awesome. You have to throw around or over the baseball field.

One man's pro is another man's con I guess!

 

[MikeK]

LoL…have at this one you DGCR white knights:

The Valkyrie Kid's review of a course I'm playing tomorrow https://www.dgcoursereview.com/revi...te_desc&experience=&exp_played=&exp_reviewed=

"But bad girls have always come with baggage. Terrible tempers, crazy mood swings or they might gut you with their blade. Ace Run is a bad girl."

Who knew Valkyrie Kid was into crazy? Good on ya, TVK.

 

[dr.chainslove]

From the pros of a rural high school course review:



One man's pro is another man's con I guess!

Handle/Post to the extreme!