pauldst
Double Eagle Member
Your mother was a poodle.
And father a chihuahua.
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Your mother was a poodle.
I have also never had a cat hump my leg.
Cats don't need obedience training and labor intensive grooming. Enough said.
You can leave for a weekend, and all you have to do is leave out extra food and water.
You haven't met my cat :/
You can leave for a weekend, and all you have to do is leave out extra food and water.
I've had cats and dogs....and while I love my dog, having a cat is by far easier.
Why loving cats is manlier than loving dogs:
They hunt. (Professionally!)
They bring home the bacon (and birds, and rabbits, and rats, and mice, and moles, and…).
Dogs are armed with teeth…cats are armed to the teeth.
When cats play it sharpens their work skills.
Cats don't need to get all hyped up to attack, they're always interested in pouncing on something.
Cats don't talk their prey to death before pouncing, they get on with it. Cats invented silent but deadly. =D
Cats are their own people, not somebody's "lap dog," even when they are on your lap. Whoever heard of a "yes" cat?
When cats say something it has a purpose. They don't endlessly whine and yammer on like dogs.
Cats are loving and loyal but don't insist on reminding you of it every five seconds, nor do they have to slobber all over you.
It has been said that dogs are like "little furry men" and that cats are like "little furry women"…if this is true then any man who prefers the company of a "little furry man" should probably think long and hard before talking about someone else's masculinity.
We have 2 cats in a 45' x 20' basement. 4 litter boxes, cleaned almost daily. They still sh1t on the floor. My dog hasn't crapped in the house (barring illness) since she was a puppy.
Cats are stupid.