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Holes IN Hell!!!
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There will be no DGCR so good luck scoping courses. PDGA will still be available though.
oh whoopie i cant wait.
Does anyone else think the Devil's solo was better than Johnny's?
As far as hell holes...can't say I've ever come across a disc golf hole I didn't like at least in some regard.
As far as hell holes...can't say I've ever come across a disc golf hole I didn't like at least in some regard.
jeverett
Double Eagle Member
The Devil's solo was definitely better, at least in the Charlie Daniels version I heard.
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Props to the above posters for the Charlie Daniels references. And the Devil's solo was most certainly the better of the two.
As for DG in hell? Well, you know all those threads bitching about slow players, people who throw on other people, pot-smokers, drunkards, large groups, and people walking their dog and/or picnicing in the fairways? Yeah, imagine that only replace the people with a bunch of evil-bastard demons.
Taking too long on a hole? The group of 40 crack-smoking, drunkard dogwalking/picnicing demons behind you will toss before you even get a chance for an upshot, then ogle your women while rudely playing through your group, tossing beer cans, ho-ho wrappers and crack-pipes away all willy nilly. Then, because it is H-E-Double Hockey Stick afterall, they decide to play super slow and not let anyone play through. And they make sure their dogs **** all over the next hole's tee-pad (natural and uneven with stumps and broken glass, by the way) and then leave the roasted remains of one of the dogs on top of the basket for good measure. Oh and graffiti somewhere in their too; maybe they could spell their names on the teepad with smeared ****. "Wormwood and Screwtape pooped here."
As for DG in hell? Well, you know all those threads bitching about slow players, people who throw on other people, pot-smokers, drunkards, large groups, and people walking their dog and/or picnicing in the fairways? Yeah, imagine that only replace the people with a bunch of evil-bastard demons.
Taking too long on a hole? The group of 40 crack-smoking, drunkard dogwalking/picnicing demons behind you will toss before you even get a chance for an upshot, then ogle your women while rudely playing through your group, tossing beer cans, ho-ho wrappers and crack-pipes away all willy nilly. Then, because it is H-E-Double Hockey Stick afterall, they decide to play super slow and not let anyone play through. And they make sure their dogs **** all over the next hole's tee-pad (natural and uneven with stumps and broken glass, by the way) and then leave the roasted remains of one of the dogs on top of the basket for good measure. Oh and graffiti somewhere in their too; maybe they could spell their names on the teepad with smeared ****. "Wormwood and Screwtape pooped here."
NovaDiscHead
Birdie Member
Hole 16, Giles Run in Lorton, VA...white to white:
915 feet....your tee off is slightly uphill with a narrow "safe landing area", to hit. If you miss right, you might as well kiss your plastic bye-bye, as the steep valley is filled with nasty thorns that make recovery very hard and painful.
the middle part of the hole is a tricking transition from slight uphill to steep downhill with a pretty wide open area, however, the wind really whips up at that part so I've seen many throws get caught and fly waaaaay off course.
If you hole out with a 4 it's an impressive feat.
915 feet....your tee off is slightly uphill with a narrow "safe landing area", to hit. If you miss right, you might as well kiss your plastic bye-bye, as the steep valley is filled with nasty thorns that make recovery very hard and painful.
the middle part of the hole is a tricking transition from slight uphill to steep downhill with a pretty wide open area, however, the wind really whips up at that part so I've seen many throws get caught and fly waaaaay off course.
If you hole out with a 4 it's an impressive feat.
Every tee pad is uneven slick concrete with a rusty, jagged metal tee sign on the front right corner (reverse that for all of you in lefty hell)
Immediately after you crush a drive, the head of the local parks department and his family, including his ailing mother, lawyer wife, and 2 young children, appear from behind a small hill and are walking directly into the flight path of your disc.
While lining up your putt on the eighteenth hole, after playing the round of your life, getting ready to shoot the greatest round ever known to disc golf, your bag tips over and your playing partners notice all of your discs are punctured...
Immediately after you crush a drive, the head of the local parks department and his family, including his ailing mother, lawyer wife, and 2 young children, appear from behind a small hill and are walking directly into the flight path of your disc.
While lining up your putt on the eighteenth hole, after playing the round of your life, getting ready to shoot the greatest round ever known to disc golf, your bag tips over and your playing partners notice all of your discs are punctured...
And then there's this little gem ...
I sure as hell did. The Band of Demons need to get signed.
cvlngnir
Bogey Member
The only disc golf in hell will be the internet flash game.
I know of a private course in Wisconsin that shoots to an island, and disc retrieval requires either a canoe ride, or a swim across a lake inlet.
Many worse things than a beat DX Valk. If I only had one disc for eternity (meaning, no matter what disc you had it would be beat before long), a Valk would be one of the best.
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That could be really cool. But it could also be a major headache.
So... which one is it?
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Yeah, I could be stuck with a Roadrunner and it's a headwind no matter which direction I face!
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