Props to the above posters for the Charlie Daniels references. And the Devil's solo was most certainly the better of the two.
As for DG in hell? Well, you know all those threads bitching about slow players, people who throw on other people, pot-smokers, drunkards, large groups, and people walking their dog and/or picnicing in the fairways? Yeah, imagine that only replace the people with a bunch of evil-bastard demons.
Taking too long on a hole? The group of 40 crack-smoking, drunkard dogwalking/picnicing demons behind you will toss before you even get a chance for an upshot, then ogle your women while rudely playing through your group, tossing beer cans, ho-ho wrappers and crack-pipes away all willy nilly. Then, because it is H-E-Double Hockey Stick afterall, they decide to play super slow and not let anyone play through. And they make sure their dogs **** all over the next hole's tee-pad (natural and uneven with stumps and broken glass, by the way) and then leave the roasted remains of one of the dogs on top of the basket for good measure. Oh and graffiti somewhere in their too; maybe they could spell their names on the teepad with smeared ****. "Wormwood and Screwtape pooped here."
