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I recently got a complaint about one of my reviews of a 9 from the designer. I sent him a note complimenting him on the layout, and he asked why I didn't rate it a 5.0. Hell, I thought my review was pretty positive...but it's just a nine in a park
Top ten reasons why I didn't give your course a 5.0.
10. No bar, thus no opportunities to order a martini on the rocks.
9. I don't believe in stuffing the ballot box just so I can inflate your ego.
8. If I had designed the course exactly the same way, I would have also not rated it a 5.0, or anywhere close to that.
7. Cause my review was posted on DGCR and not Udisc. Udisc relies on 2 lines and the points don't matter.
6. Only the best of the best of the best get 4.5s. Your course design is however the best disc golf course in this section of the park, currently.
5. I was about to give it a 5.0, but then I realized it's not a 10 point scale.
4. Because I reserve 5.0s ratings for courses that should be on everyone's bucket list. This one doesn't even belong on any ones chumbucket list.
3. I thought about giving it a 5.0 before I arrived, but playing it very much ended those thoughts.
2. Cause I don't want to ruin my reputation as a reviewer like the way you ruined your reputation as a designer.
1. Cause it's not a 5.0.