Noobs think they have strong arm or "I played baseball" - noobs are convinced they are 'speed 12/13 guys' - noobs buy fast discs with cool names - fast discs with cool names include the Groove, Katana, Destroyer, and Nuke - noobs can't throw fast discs (they all curiously act the same, noob hyzer) - noob proclaims fast disc "BAD!" after losing it in the woods, lake, creek, etc. - noobs post on DGCR - other noobs agree.
There has got to be a poll about the most 'found' disc mold; I've seen at least 5 Grooves get found or pulled out of lakes in the last year, followed closely by the Katana which always seems to be lurking near a poorly thrown anny spot.