You call that a flashlight?
Thats not a flashlight, this is a flashlight....http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/lights/cd85/
It would probably melt a disc though lol.
A warning on bleach
I can verify that if left in a strong bleach bath for too long some discs will become very tacky. I lost my favorite driver in a stagnant creek at Old Settlers and found several others trying to locate it. They all smelled as if they had just been pulled from a sewer, so...