At which point they come back with a warrant...
...and a rubber glove
This. They'll probably skip the lube, too.
As for adding content, met a few guys from the club for a casual round at a new course. Hole 2, one guy throws across the creek, smacks a tree, and goes deep in the woods. I offer to go help him look, he says "nah, it'll only take a second."
Half an hour passes. Me and the other guy play hole one and two again, and stand there waiting. Finally, the guy returns. Empty handed.
Not only had he failed to find his disc, but apparently lost his phone in the process. While trying to find his phone, his shoes got stuck in deep mud, and he lost them. He then got lost. He wound up in someone's back yard, found the street, and walked back to the course barefoot. He was supposed to meet a girl for dinner in 45 minutes, and he had only kept her number in his phone, which was now lost, and he couldn't remember which restaurant they were going to.
My personal worst was losing my keys in a creek looking for a DX teebird. $300 lost looking for $10 in plastic... :wall: Friggin transponder keys. Then trying to get a stranger to let me use their phone to call my wife, while looking like the Swamp Thing. Yeah, 250lb guy covered in slime, sure I'll let you use my phone.
Same damn park, too.