help me with some dg trashtalk

[dan mc]

Not very PC but I also like "leading the way for the handy capable"
" The basket is over there"

 

[Nasty Nate]

"You will not make this putt... jackass!"

 

[jeffmonty]

The instant after they throw say "NICE!"

 

[disc qualified]

"Wow, you're almost as good as Joe Bishop"

 

[spahnandsain]

After making a putt ask them if they know any hard games.

 

[banknwank]

That would have been a great shot....... If your uterus didn't get in the way

 

[Ranger Rick]

"frolf much?"

 

[joecoin]

5 seconds before they throw, "Your shoe's untied."

 

[HyzerUniBomber]

My brother gets me with this when I throw a tee shot close to the basket.

"hey, nice... I remember my first birdie."

 

[Chiefstang]

"Nice shot, Princess Layup."

 

[Ishulebest]

After a weak drive, " wow, you almost throw as far as my grandmother"

After any horrible shot "That just guaranteed you a spot in the Hall Of Shame"

 

[Dan Ensor]

Someone hits a tree branch and breaks it: "That line'll be there next time"

 

[Mabuku1]

You'll get it on the next one.

 

[bogeyfreetilinfinity]

"Just a bit outside" -airball on a putt
"That's going left" - shot that's obviously left of target and fading/about to fade
" it might come back. Wait for it, wait for it...." shot pulled to the right that's definitely not gonna hook up.

 

[threevok]

When someone inadvertently turns a drive over and it cut rolls, invoke the "Did not call the roller" violation on them.

 

[disc qualified]

after a drive, look at them with a puzzled expression, look to where the disc landed, look back at them, shrug your shoulders and say "hmmm, well that was interesting"

 

[HyzerUniBomber]

Almost forgot:

"gotta want it Kyle."

"tickle tickle"

 

[BirdieMachine]

"I hear Nintendo Wii has disc golf, maybe you should try that instead."

"Why do you suck so bad?"

 

[ohtobediscing]

After a particularly poor shot by your opponent:

"You---you do know we're playing disc golf, right?"

 

[BirdieMachine]

Shot goes deep into the woods.

"Not even Sasquatch could find that one."

Shot goes deep into some snow.

"Not even 100 Mexicans with snow shovels could find that one."

Shot hits a big tree.

"You hit that tree."