help me with some dg trashtalk

[adamtheviking5]

So I'm playing in an icebowl tomorrow and trashtalk is encouraged. Help me out with some material. Anybody funny?

 

[zenbot]

"Hey, pal. You sure suck at the disk golfs!"


I doing my best.

 

[Allurex]

"Don't worry, you'll find something you're good at someday. Maybe."

 

[ndole]

"Remember that nice shot you had on hole ___ ? Yeah, me neither."

 

[ThrowinGhost]

Whenever they miss a putt just say "nice up" Gets em every time. Also challenge the manhood of those with blizzard plastic. :thmbup: Hehe don't take it to serious though. After I throw a bad shot my buddy always says "the important thing is that you tried hard." The backhanded encouragement is always the worst

 

[Allurex]

"I think it's so great that they let kids with polio play these for-fun tournaments. You're so brave."

 

[adamtheviking5]

"I think it's so great that they let kids with polio play these for-fun tournaments. You're so brave."

That's peefect. Any more?

 

[Darth Anovin]

Whenever someone on your card throws a crappy shot, just say "I remember the first time I played disc golf, it was fantastic!" People love it!!

 

[MrFixIt]

When someone's putt falls short, I ask them "did your tampon string tickle your leg?"

 

[DiscHurler]

Does your dog know you're playing with his chew toys?

 

[Rolex81]

When someone's putt falls short, I ask them "did your tampon string tickle your leg?"

I like to tell them "nice up"

 

[NuNinja]

When someone's putt falls short, I ask them "did your tampon string tickle your leg?"

Classic. :hfive:

 

[oddjob]

Throw your pursue at it next time.

Does your husband play too?

 

[charris414]

heckle short putts with a "meow"

 

[Nemmers]

"Nice shot, Alice." (When they throw it short.)

"Paul Bunyan ain't got $hit on you!" (When they hit a tree.)

"Oh yeah? Well the Jerkstore called.....and they're runnin' outta YOU!" (When you stuff a whole bunch of shrimp cocktail in your mouth and somebody tells you that the ocean called and they're running out of shrimp.)

 

[livedoen4]

When someone has to pitch out say...Nice bitch out, I mean pitch out.

 

[sisyphus]

If someone manages to really grip lock one off about 45 degrees, you can say, "Huh. I never envisioned that line." (ht: DiscDogNation, 2012 Ace Race) :clap:

 

[Matthew boals]

"My come back starts with your next throw"

 

[ohtobediscing]

Start calling them by a female name that begins with the same letter.
Example, after Stuart's poor toss: "That's a nice dress you got on there, Stacy."

"If I had a DX Roc and your accuracy, I'd have a DX Roc."

"Yo' mama didn't raise no disc golfer."

"I really wish you'd stop playing---you're scaring my dog/children/partner."

"Well, there's always the kids' tournament."

"You just came for the swag, didn't you?"

"I didn't realize there was a market for How Not to Disc Golf instructional videos."

 

[dan mc]

"You're still out"
"High score wins, right?"
"You sure that's the right disc"
" you clearly out drove me"
"Getting your moneys worth".....for bogey + holes
"more throws = more fun"