Pink Elephant

dayumm.. you sunk my battleship

Yea I understand... been there. Hey if you want to get another chess match on let me know. k?

ahh c'mon now bro! You're like the heart or liver or something to our underground biker club...
Teh Kug needs a Pink Elephant!!!
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Wake up B. Didja freeze to the tundra¿

*snickers at Sue calling you cutie*

Can do.

You probably should update the list of what you're looking for in the OP of the history thread. I've been really bored lately, so I could possibly stumble across more.

Well, it took a few years. But I found it.

Good Lord, don't we have borders here? Oh wait no...no we don't. Also, can we at least get some Eastern Europeans or Cubans to offset this North American social influence? How the hell did ya'll get that piece of land anyway?

What are you doing, cutie? Hope you had a wonderful Christmas. Elaine needs to stop coming down here spewing her Canadian socialist philosophies. These DG peeps are young, impressionable, then they start talking about the "Masses" and the "collective good". WTH? Take her back!

Dear Pink Elephant,

I am glad to hear your molting was successful. Congratulations! I know that a lot of difficult labors and efforts went into your molting endeavors. I hope your hide is pink and fresh!

Your friend,

Lil' Juke

You still alive? You didn't freeze to death up there in Canadia did you?

Dear Pinkie,

I hope you're molting is going great. Motling is tough to deal with I bet, for sure. Best wishes in this difficult situation. May your knew skin be fresh and shiny soft. Um.

Your friend,

Lil' JUke

How's the hibernating going this winter?

I was writing out my rent check to Juke and he started drooling. I have to stay away. I'm afraid I'll catch their disgusting disease. You should be careful too!

Isn't it disgusting how those guys parade around their ASMR? The sense of entitlement is shocking. I was pulling the last brew out of the Kuggerator and ThreePutt's all like, "but bro, I need it. I got the tingles real bad right now." So I'm all like, "Dude, go shuffle some cards or something! I paid for this!"

Before I left I heard Juke talking about special parking for ASMeRs. I'm tired of being discriminated against!

the possums are keeping it warm for you! Kug Warz 2013 Bytches!!!!!

hey pinkie!!!

I screwed up and a probable player went to questionable and now stupid Connor might win.

*kicks rocks*

Hi Pinky! How are you doing?