help me with some dg trashtalk

[Tafe19740]

"That was a great shot... till it left your hand."
When someone asks, "Can I jump?" (Outside 30') I like to say, "If you have to."

 

[CrshNburnd]

Almost forgot:

"gotta want it Kyle."

"tickle tickle"

Smack talk you can only use on one guy, or maybe only on dudes named Kyle? :doh:

On poor drives (a la Major League) "I don't think this ones got the distance..."

 

[HyzerUniBomber]

Smack talk you can only use on one guy, or maybe only on dudes named Kyle? :doh:

On poor drives (a la Major League) "I don't think this ones got the distance..."

Somebody doesn't watch Central Coast YouTube videos!

 

[CrshNburnd]

Somebody doesn't watch Central Coast YouTube videos!

Oh no, I get it...very clever buddy.

 

[FredVegasDGC]

What seems to be going around lately is when someone misses a put or throw a bad shot the comment is...

What happend? Did your vagina get in the way?"

It gotten to the point that some will make a per-emtive strike and say...

"My vagina got in the way."

One of my favorites is when a shot hits a close tree and only goes a few feet I yell "Got It!" and point at their disc.

 

[cboucher]

Here's one I say to my nephews every once in a while...

"Don't get nervous if the National Guard shows up. 'Cause I'm gonna be droppin' hyzer bombs up in here".

 

[beereakfast]

You suck!! said before the shot.... ;D

 

[MrFixIt]

When playing casual rounds w/ friends:
Before one of them tee off, I'll comment on a particular tree, saying something like "Look at the bark on that oak, hope you don't hit it and mark it up..."
Someone (most of the time ME!) will hit the tree I remarked on...