almost stepped right on top of a 4 ft cotton mouth out in crowley, tx the other day playing disc golf.
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On a small family owned pay to play course in Maine a friend and I were finishing our evening round walking up(hill) the 18th hole to our drives, totally spent from throwing too many discs and many elevation changes through out the course. I being the longer arm walked as far as my buddy's shot and stood there allowing him to make his upshot. This was all happening around dusk but there was enough light to see discs and what not fairly well.
As I'm standing there on the hill, I watch my bud make his upshot, pick up his bag and we start trodding up the hill. Out of the corner of my eye I notice some movement coming from his direction. I turned my head right, to look in my friends direction, in time to notice a fuzzy creature about the size of a small dog running at me. This little bugger ran right in front of my friend, whom he was closer to, and b-lined it right towards me. For what felt like an eternity I had no idea what in the hell was going on as this fuzz ball is running towards me in almost slow motion. As he gets within 10 yards of me, I realize "holy ****, that's a very BIG raccoon running straight at me".
I very quickly start to move, to get out of this things way, sure as **** though he wasn't trying to cross the fairway, he wanted ME. Thinking quickly I dropped my bag in between he and I, "maybe he smelled something in my bag?", I figured. I drop the bag and back off a couple of yards and watch this raccoon stop, sniff in and around my bag, turn his head, and continue coming right at ME!
At this point I'm thinking "WTF?! is going on here", I'm close enough to him to see that he doesn't appear to be rabid (unless it was an early onset of the disease as he didn't show any of the typical physical signs) and he's not really sprinting after me more like jogging after me. I ran right up the hill, past the hole and towards the parking lot, leaving my bag and my friend behind.
Once I got up to the parking lot, where we were the only two cars in sight I turned around to look behind me. Nothing. I quickly realized, "oh ****, he might be going after my bud now", so I yelled to my friend to warn him and he responds by saying he doesn't see anything. Seconds after he yells I look towards the opening to the parking lot, and there is the fluff ball still running towards me!
At this point I was running out of options, I didn't have my keys to my Wrangler (top was up by the way) and I only had the disc I was going to use for my upshot in my hands. So I start thinking back to nature shows I've seen and I realize, I'm significantly larger than this thing. This time as he gets with in 3 yards of me or so, I spread my arms wide, take a low stance with my legs spread and make as much noise as I can trying to show this thing I'm going to kill it if it doesn't go away.
The raccoon stops! He hunches down on his front paws and looks at me inquisitively while VERY slowly still approaching me. At this point I'm seriously puzzled as to what the hell this guy wants and we start circling each other, i'm scuffing my feet and growling at him and he's low to the ground crawling towards me. This was getting me nowhere fast so I looked at the back of my Jeep, realized I could climb right up the tailgate and spare tire and be a good 7-8 feet above the ground. So I did just that! I'm sitting on the hard top of my Jeep with my feet on the top of the spare tire, looking down and the freaking raccoon starts to climb up my Jeep! So I'm pushing him down with the sole of my shoe as he is frantically trying to find something to grab onto to get up to me.
Around this time my friend rounded the corner of the parking lot with my bag just in time to see me on my Jeep kicking at this raccoon. He stops in place, confused as all hell and I immediately ask him if he's got any food in his car so we can see if we can get him off of us. He runs around my car and goes into his and pulls out an apple core and tosses it to the raccoon. The little guy sniffs it for a couple of seconds then wanders over near the closest trash cans.
We seize this oppurtunity to grab out stuff and jump in our vehicles. I'm in my Jeep on the left and my friend is in his VW Corrado on the right. I lower my passenger side window and he drops his driver side and we start talking about what's happening in disbelief. At some point while talking one of us goes, "hey, where did he go?" and almost out of nowhere the raccoon reappears right next to my friends driverside door, grabs the door handle and puts a paw on the top of the open window. We both yelled out of surprise and I watched as my friend quickly raised his (automatic) window with one raccoon paw on the top of the glass riding it up in what seemed like slow motion.
Once he closed his window the raccoon climbed right up ontop of his car and started sort of pawing at the top of the window since he left a crack open so he could still hear me. He quickly asked me, "Where did he go?!" and I told him "He's on your roof!" so he quickly revved his engine and the raccoon ran right down his windshield onto his hood and sort of looked at him through the glass. He revved a few more times and the little guy jumped off the front of the car and vanished. We quickly decided to get the hell out of there and went our seperate ways. Shortly after driving off I called the course owner to let him know he may want to call animal control.
And that ends the story of the oddest animal encounter I have EVER had, on or off the course.
so happy there arent dangerous snakes around courses here