When they start to dip into the toilet water, it is time to switch to boxer briefs.
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Old Farts Only 40+ (no kids allowed)
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When they start to dip into the toilet water, it is time to switch to boxer briefs.
Right? I've got a few pairs of those and I've heard the old joke about the toilet water haha. I'm starting to worry it's more truth than joke. Kinda worried about accidentally sitting on one of em.
First time I heard the joke was a comedian named Greg Giraldo, he was a funny dude. I live in the north we get a reprieve 6 months out of the year. I couldn't imagine being old and living in South Florida.
I think I found the best solution, but YMMV.
Yea, ummm, no......
Badump bump...thank you! I'll be here all night...
gammaxgoblin
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I use synthetic boxer briefs and glide to eliminate chaffing issues....including testicular chaffing....that wasn't fun
I cannot recommend anything more highly, than Duluth Trading Company underwear. They are a terrific dry fit material, that rocks in managing damp, confined area management. They are enough compression to manage the ultra athletic moving, that disc golfers need. They make an extra sack version that sets the boys in a premium position, for safe and chafe free slinging.
uncle pennybags
Double Eagle Member
This! They have a bunch of different materials too. They range from basic cotton types to "active" cooling under armor.
My whole disc golf (and work) wardrobe these days is their stuff. (bought at 40% off sales, full price puts a serious hurt on my wallet!)
There is a Seinfeld episode where Elaine asks Jerry and George, "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things..."
Mark Aldridge
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Really bucks when you start sitting on your balls.
Worse than a zipper pinch
Worse than a zipper pinch
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i switched completely to boxer briefs at age 40... still have all my boxers... i guess i need to put them in the garage as rags.
as for the duluths, the material of mine are'nt breathable, so they contain the stink, but dang when i take 'em off
as for the duluths, the material of mine are'nt breathable, so they contain the stink, but dang when i take 'em off
i switched completely to boxer briefs at age 40... still have all my boxers... i guess i need to put them in the garage as rags.
as for the duluths, the material of mine are'nt breathable, so they contain the stink, but dang when i take 'em off
Nothing worse than passing gas in unbreathable unmentionables.
Try farting in a pair of -30🌡 insulated coveralls towards the end of a 21 day workshift after nothing but camp food.
Its a flavour saver reservoir with a pair of built in bellows, every time you move your arms or bend over there's a solid woopoosh of air straight out the neck hole into your nose.
uncle pennybags
Double Eagle Member
You could also get something like this Body Glide to help with keep things moving smoothly.
2naphish
Birdie Member
if you don't mind a little Aluminum on your junk Lume could be an option. and Beano if i'm reading this right.
Dcinmd
Double Eagle Member
Might take that over operating a jackhammer in a live manhole in the middle of summer. No relief in sight.
donatdiscs
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I feel younger now in my 40s than I did in my 30s for sure. Disc golf got me ACTIVE and I see it sticking with me as I turn into an Old Fart.
