Post your love life in disc golf terminology.

[joegraham]

Spit out

 

[Jaysus]

I'm a viking when I have a buzzz

 

[Will Burke]

Just like rec. Full of baggers!

Also forgot to mention a lot of solo rounds

 

[blind pilot]

stick the beaver with the rage of a rhyno.

 

[DanJon]

i usually destroy(h)er like a boss.

 

[blind pilot]

my roc sends shockwaves to the backbone.

 

[littlemissmuffett]

Come on Tara, we don't need to know what you and Richard do!!!

Oh Kevin, you're just jealous.

 

[BirdmanCR]

Richard Why did you do that? Crimes against nature.

 

[littlemissmuffett]

Richard Why did you do that? Crimes against nature.

.......elaborate?

 

[dtuba]

I prefer my disc in the heavier weights.

 

[pablo.diablo]

They need to make refrigerator magnets so we can do the innuendo game.

WORDS

Technique: Hyzer Flip, Scooby, Grenade, Roller, Backhand, Flick, Thumber

Molds: Astra, Beast, Buzzz, Comet, Flying Squirrel, Medusa, Yeti

Disc types: Sparkle, Champion, Star, Driver, Mini

Misc terms: Ace, Hole, Throw, Bagger, Straps

 

[pablo.diablo]

It's funny b/c sometimes we use DG terminology as description in our everyday conversations anyway, like one time we rolled thru a Wal-Mart parking lot and were gazing at the folks wandering in.

My buddy sees a good looking gal and said something like, "Now there's a CE Firebird!"

Without missing a beat, I point at one of the hedgehogs riding the handicap scooter and said, "Well then she must be a dx BEAST".

Damn we cracked up for a whole minute

 

[Stevo]

Something something something "86 softie"

 

[Stevo]

When it's wet, I can't get a grip on my Gremlin so I 4-finger grip my Polecat and aim for the backside of the hole. And I listen to Deep Purple.

 

[pablo.diablo]

My quote would be borrowed from that song 'Mercy' by Kanye West which my fiancee has been playing non-stop.

Drop it to the floor, make that ass shake
Whoa, make the ground move, that's an ass quake
Built a house up on that ass, that's an ass state
Roll my weed on it, that's an Astra*

* = pronounced 'ass tray'

OK so that's a stretch but if you knew me or my fiancee it would make a LOT of sense.

 

[EvanA2]

black ace :doh::wall::gross:

 

[EvanA2]

black ace :doh::wall::gross:

Just to clarify, I'm happily married and this is only a joke.

 

[BogeyNoMore]

black ace :doh::wall::gross:

^ROFL!! :hfive:

I enjoy playing different courses. You may have to look hard to find them, but there are still quite a few quality courses that are established, nicely manicured, well maintained and a lot of fun to play. I prefer courses with a bit of character: elevation changes and curvy fairways make the game more interesting. Not a fan of courses with a lot of nasty brush.

I love to check out all the sexy new plastic, but never really play a round with 'em. For the most part, I have my best rounds with classics like Buzzzes, Valks, and TeeBirds.

I really try to play safe and stay out of trouble.

 

[austin234]

2 miiiinutes!

 

[austin234]

2 miiiinutes!

just kidding. i dont have a love life. i just had a baby so im never gonna get to do it again:|