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After running the OP through several online translation services I was finally able to extract something viable. Turns out he's clearly saying he shot an ace off from the presidential debate stage last evening after having jumped off from McCains back and high fiving Obama during the 'jump tee off'. This was accomplished using only a putter that was held in a hand that had been replaced by a rusty hook some years back.
Congrats sir, this is a feat that will be hard for another DGr to ever replicate. My hat is off to you stranger.