Please write legibly if you want your disc back

[threevok]

What if a diver finds your disc and tries to scan the QR code underwater and the water is really murky?

 

[Jukeshoe]

What if a diver finds your disc and tries to scan the QR code underwater and the water is really murky?

Finally, we're breaking new ground in the realm of Lost Disc Discussion.

 

[Pwingles]

Finally, we're breaking new ground in the realm of Lost Disc Discussion.

Returning lost discs is a pseudoscience imo

 

[DiscGolfCraig]

And you wonder why people don't return discs, or only put forth minimal effort to do so.

 

[ejvogie]

And you wonder why people don't return discs, or only put forth minimal effort to do so.

Because they're selfish douchecanoes?

 

[Geek13]

I have a disc I found that I cant read the email so yeah whatcha goin ta do lol

 

[Pwingles]

And you wonder why people don't return discs, or only put forth minimal effort to do so.

If only we had a master list of do's and do nots for the everyman to refer to in such a case. Similar to the sleepy scale for disc condition, or the bible for everything else

 

[Geek13]

People still use Yahoo for their email?

I would only use Gmail or yahoo for that. Don't use your internet provider email (att.net, comcast.net etc) as they buy and sell each other too often and email addresses change, or you may change provider. Also a work email as you may get fired, leave, retire etc. Gmail and the like will always be there where others may not. And the address will probably never change.

 

[Three Putt]

Finally, we're breaking new ground in the realm of Lost Disc Discussion.

Here is new ground...

In Rolla if you lose your disc and somebody finds it, they give it to Andy. Andy is our local disc dyer. Andy creates for you your own custom penis dye. Yup, he wipes the stamp and dyes a huge penis on your disc. So you get it back...with a big penis on it. :| I played dubs a few weeks ago with a guy who threw a TeeBird with a penis riding a rocket dyed on it.

This only goes for locals; he doesn't dye a penis on a disc if he doesn't know the guy.

Funny local custom or douchebag move? Discuss...

 

[Geek13]

Here is new ground...

In Rolla if you lose your disc and somebody finds it, they give it to Andy. Andy is our local disc dyer. Andy creates for you your own custom penis dye. Yup, he wipes the stamp and dyes a huge penis on your disc. So you get it back...with a big penis on it. :| I played dubs a few weeks ago with a guy who threw a TeeBird with a penis riding a rocket dyed on it.

This only goes for locals; he doesn't dye a penis on a disc if he doesn't know the guy.

Funny local custom or douchebag move? Discuss...

Isn't there a word that describes men who are obsessed with the penis?

 

[BogeyNoMore]

I will call a number or email if I can read it.
If I have to go on an easter egg hunt, consider it a donation.

Also, please include your phone's area code if you're gonna ink that onto a disc.

We're not detectives. Often, when on the road, I don't even know the local area code(s) and I'm not going to waste my time searching up numbers when someone was too lazy to add three extra digits in the first place. :doh: :wall:

:hfive: x2

Either you want your disc back or you don't. Assuming you do, doesn't it make sense to make make it as easier as possible for the finder? I don't see what could possibly be easier than:
1) phone # including the area code
2) phone # including the area code
phone # is so much more efficient than the next best method that there really is no 2nd best, there's just 1st and 3rd.
3) e-mail...
4) The way I see it, pretty much anything else means you don't care about getting it back, 'cause you're putting all the effort on the finder to not only find your disc, but to find you.

I try to call/text people while I'm still at the course... there's a halfway decent chance they're still in the area (might even still be on the course) and the return's pretty easy.

But if you're too lazy to write legibly or include a complete #,then I'm too lazy to care about people who don't care.

 

[Pwingles]

I like Andy. I'll allow it.

 

[Hampstead]

This thread reinforces why I never pick up lost discs when I find them. Too much of a hassle trying to reunite them with their owners. That doesn't mean I find them and keep them, I just don't bother picking them up in the first place.

 

[discguy42]

Isn't there a word that describes men who are obsessed with the penis?

Human :clap: as long as the obsession is directed toward their own junk!

I thought that a penis dye on a disc would be funny .

If you ever go into a tattoo studio and ask for a free tatt, that will be what you will recieve (or at least that is the only free one I have ever heard of) one of a "Flying Penis".

 

[Geek13]

If you ever go into a tattoo studio and ask for a free tatt, that will be what you will recieve (or at least that is the only free one I have ever heard of) one of a "Flying Penis".

Yeah anyone who would ask for a free tat deserves that. Anyone dumb enough to allow someone they don't know (or in some cases even folks they know) to tattoo something of their choosing on them deserves that as well. (Not against tats btw.)

And I think we are derailing the thread

 

[BogeyNoMore]

Here is new ground...

In Rolla if you lose your disc and somebody finds it, they give it to Andy. Andy is our local disc dyer. Andy creates for you your own custom penis dye. Yup, he wipes the stamp and dyes a huge penis on your disc. So you get it back...with a big penis on it. :| I played dubs a few weeks ago with a guy who threw a TeeBird with a penis riding a rocket dyed on it.

This only goes for locals; he doesn't dye a penis on a disc if he doesn't know the guy.

Funny local custom or douchebag move? Discuss...

This thread reinforces why I never pick up lost discs when I find them. Too much of a hassle trying to reunite them with their owners. That doesn't mean I find them and keep them, I just don't bother picking them up in the first place.

You're just afraid to touch someone else's penis.

 

[Jukeshoe]

Here is new ground...

In Rolla if you lose your disc and somebody finds it, they give it to Andy. Andy is our local disc dyer. Andy creates for you your own custom penis dye. Yup, he wipes the stamp and dyes a huge penis on your disc. So you get it back...with a big penis on it. I played dubs a few weeks ago with a guy who threw a TeeBird with a penis riding a rocket dyed on it.

This only goes for locals; he doesn't dye a penis on a disc if he doesn't know the guy.

Funny local custom or douchebag move? Discuss...

Only a douche would write/dye/deface a disc belonging to someone else. :|

I mean, what if the person's kids sees him playing with a defaced disc?!

Yup, definitely only a douche.....or a jherkface....:| :| :|

 

[Jukeshoe]

*conveniently forgets about the incident involving sharpie, bad words, and 3Putt's disc*

 

[CaptainAnhyzer]

How about leaving them in the clubhouse or drop box if the course has one?

I am the "dropbox" for a few courses in the area.

 

[CaptainAnhyzer]

:hfive: x2

Either you want your disc back or you don't. Assuming you do, doesn't it make sense to make make it as easier as possible for the finder? I don't see what could possibly be easier than:
1) phone # including the area code
2) phone # including the area code
phone # is so much more efficient than the next best method that there really is no 2nd best, there's just 1st and 3rd.
3) e-mail...
4) The way I see it, pretty much anything else means you don't care about getting it back, 'cause you're putting all the effort on the finder to not only find your disc, but to find you.

I try to call/text people while I'm still at the course... there's a halfway decent chance they're still in the area (might even still be on the course) and the return's pretty easy.

But if you're too lazy to write legibly or include a complete #,then I'm too lazy to care about people who don't care.

This. Exactly.