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Disc With Phone # On It. Do you...?

How hard do you pat yourself on the back after returning a disc with a number on it?

  • You pat yourself on the back but because you found a new disc that is now yours!!

    Votes: 9 7.6%
  • You don't pat yourself on the back and return it angrily.

    Votes: 2 1.7%
  • Standard pat on the back and feel decent/pretty good about returning it.

    Votes: 77 65.3%
  • Pat firmly after returning the disc! You feel great about giving it back!

    Votes: 22 18.6%
  • Give it back and show the world how amazing you are! Hospitalize yourself by patting so hard!!

    Votes: 8 6.8%

  • Total voters
    118

MikeM

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No this is not another do you return a disc thread. This is do you pat yourself on the back after returning it? And if so, how much?

A) You don't pat yourself on the back because that little devil on your shoulder tells you, "why would I return this disc? I found it, and that bum didn't spend the time looking for it. So, what, am I supposed to put my name on every disc, with my number, and anytime it gets a little lost, let someone else do all the work for me? Because that is exactly what this person did. It wasn't even in a hard place to find it!!! I don't think so. Finders keepers A-holes. Now, where is the acetone to scrape this number off of MY new disc.

B) You find the disc, see it has a number, mumble a swear to yourself because you thought you just found a new free disc. Then, you make a half hearted attempt at contacting the person while hoping they don't respond. But, when they do respond, give it back, but are not happy about having to go out of your way to meet up with them and don't feel good about it at all. Yippity do dah, some jerk kid is happy to get it back. But it should be yours. And, the kid didn't even give you anything for finding his "favorite" disc. Lame and a waste of time. No pats on the back here.

C) You feel pretty good about it. That kid was smiling when he got it back and fed you that story claiming it is his favorite disc. And, whether it is true or not, you know you made some dude/dudet happy and therefore pat yourself on the back. It is a pretty good feeling helping someone out (Although, that near perfect disc would have fit in well with your arsenal). Oh well, life goes on, and you did the right thing.

D) You feel really good about it and will make multiple attempts to contact the person. You don't let it get to you that the disc had a number on it. You will even go out of your way to get the disc back to the person and, when he/she gets it back, and you see their smile, you know you are the type of disc golfer that makes the game a better one. You pat yourself on the back pretty firmly. Good for you!

E) You hope to find discs with numbers on them and are actually disappointed when they are blank. You know, deep down, that every time you return a disc, you are pretty much making the world a better place. In fact, after you pass away, it is most likely that the major religions of the world will ordain you as nothing less than a saint and a prophet. You literally beat the living H out of yourself patting yourself on the back so firmly. If only the rest of the world was like you!
 
That is supposed to say "on" the back, not "in"...anyone know how I can edit this?
 
I leave them on the bench at the first tee and let someone else pat themselves.
 
No this is not another do you return a disc thread. This is do you pat yourself on the back after returning it? And if so, how much?

A) You don't pat yourself on the back because that little devil on your shoulder tells you, "why would I return this disc? I found it, and that bum didn't spend the time looking for it. So, what, am I supposed to put my name on every disc, with my number, and anytime it gets a little lost, let someone else do all the work for me? Because that is exactly what this person did. It wasn't even in a hard place to find it!!! I don't think so. Finders keepers A-holes. Now, where is the acetone to scrape this number off of MY new disc.

B) You find the disc, see it has a number, mumble a swear to yourself because you thought you just found a new free disc. Then, you make a half hearted attempt at contacting the person while hoping they don't respond. But, when they do respond, give it back, but are not happy about having to go out of your way to meet up with them and don't feel good about it at all. Yippity do dah, some jerk kid is happy to get it back. But it should be yours. And, the kid didn't even give you anything for finding his "favorite" disc. Lame and a waste of time. No pats on the back here.

C) You feel pretty good about it. That kid was smiling when he got it back and fed you that story claiming it is his favorite disc. And, whether it is true or not, you know you made some dude/dudet happy and therefore pat yourself on the back. It is a pretty good feeling helping someone out (Although, that near perfect disc would have fit in well with your arsenal). Oh well, life goes on, and you did the right thing.

D) You feel really good about it and will make multiple attempts to contact the person. You don't let it get to you that the disc had a number on it. You will even go out of your way to get the disc back to the person and, when he/she gets it back, and you see their smile, you know you are the type of disc golfer that makes the game a better one. You pat yourself on the back pretty firmly. Good for you!

E) You hope to find discs with numbers on them and are actually disappointed when they are blank. You know, deep down, that every time you return a disc, you are pretty much making the world a better place. In fact, after you pass away, it is most likely that the major religions of the world will ordain you as nothing less than a saint and a prophet. You literally beat the living H out of yourself patting yourself on the back so firmly. If only the rest of the world was like you!

Its what your supposed to do, so no pat required.
 
I text the number first and then call if I get no response (cuz it might be a land line). I offer to mail it to them at my expense, let them come by and get it or give it to the next person I see that needs a disc - their choice. No back patting takes place.
 
I kind of fail to see how the obvious outcome of this thread, is not going to be another do you return a disc thread. I honestly do not see why I would get all pumped up on myself for doing the right thing. Kindness, compassion and the pursuit to do right by your fellow man should not require any sort of reward.
 
I call the number. Period.

I also don't throw (any) discs with ink either, so it's a easy decision for me.

I'm all about karma and that disc golf juju, I don't think you could play well with a disc that you knowingly kept from it's rightfull owner anyhow... I'd be interested (no lie) to know if anyone has?

Has anyone ever aced with a stolen (no call lost disc). I think you'd be instantly struck with lightning. :p
 
I really wanted to vote "A" just because nobody did... The only reason nobody is is because the only dicks who feel that way won't admit it in public. But I can't lie. I'm a "C". I always call. In fact, I was stoked when I found a disc last Sunday because someone had found two others before me and decided to keep them "because they'd probably given up on getting them back anyway". Yeah. That kind of pissed me off. So I made a loud back-patting show of reaching out to the owner of the disc that I'd found in front of them, and guess what? He hadn't given up on getting it back and was quite happy to hear from me. Weird, right? Sorry to whoever lost those other two discs though. The guy was bigger than me and we were playing a ski resort. I wasn't going to be thrown off of a mountain for trying to steal them from him.
 
I feel great after returning a disc.
I know how much mine mean to me so it feels awesome.
I find discs very often for some weird reason.. Been offered a reward for returning a few times but I've never accepted it.

I literally couldn't love a human baby as much as I love my discs.. So when I find one that has a number it's pretty much decided that I can't stop trying to return it until this is with it's owner..

Pretty much take it way too seriously but it's chill
 
I Always call. Not because I want a pat on the back, but because it is the right thing to do. The rare times I have been called on discs, I told the people willing to take the time to do so to Keep It, along with a Thank you for calling.
 
I feel great after returning a disc.
I know how much mine mean to me so it feels awesome.
I find discs very often for some weird reason.. Been offered a reward for returning a few times but I've never accepted it.

I literally couldn't love a human baby as much as I love my discs.. So when I find one that has a number it's pretty much decided that I can't stop trying to return it until this is with it's owner..

Pretty much take it way too seriously but it's chill

I'm not a big fan of babies, but I would probably pat myself on the back if I ever returned one of them.
 
I'll always call and text. I'll happily go out of my way to get them returned. Just wish all my lost inked discs had been shown the same consideration.
 
If I find a disc with a number I leave it where someone else can find it, unless it's a number local to me. I don't use my cell phone except for business.
 
"A" is illogical. How is the disc yours, after returning it (as stated in the premise)?

My advice is, if you're going to start patting yourself on the back after mere common decency, use you're non-throwing hand. Because that's going to put some wear on your shoulder and elbow. Or, at least, it should.
 
Either you guys are the only honest people out there returning discs, or, there are a lot of liars floating about.
 
As a couple said, no one votes A because they won't admit it in public. But also, I think those of us who take the game more seriously, and go out of our way to return discs are the ones who go out of our ways to sign up for this website. The finders keepers types are widespread but maybe aren't widespread on this website.
 
Losing discs sucks. Try your best to get someone's disc back to them.

Ink: Call or Text.

No Ink: Lost and Found forum on your local club site.
 

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