Wow, nobody gets this. really? McPants took a bathroom break like two holes ago. A break that took ~45 seconds where he then rushes back and immediately throws before JohnE actually figures out the rule book. What's lost in there is that Paul probably didn't wash his hands. Would you quickly launch a drive with freshly washed hands? I doubt it, especially if he used those air dryer things that never get your hands completely dry (not in 45 seconds anyway).
That's right, Paul McBeth stuffed bacterial, possibly fecal, cupcakes all in Cupcake's mouth and eyes. And with a name like Cupcake I'm guessing his diet isn't well equipped to fighting off infections.
Typhoid Paul, for shame. :|