Actually had my fantasy card once in an unsanctioned tourney a few years back. I remember it like it was only yesterday...
...we were on a mixed card, and I walked up to the tee totally shocked to find Jesus, Moses, and another guy I couldn't quite place. He looked impressive, but I'd never actually seen the face before. I was running late, so we actually didn't have time for introductions. I teed off first and played it safe out to the right and just short of the pond on this vicious par 5 hole. Decent drive, I thought. And nice to do it in front of such an impressive group!
Then both Jesus and Moses shanked their (longer!) drives straight into the pond. The fourth guy smiled at me, and threw his drive exactly like mine, and it landed just touching the rear of my disc. Since his OB was furthest out, we thought Jesus would go to the drop zone, but he walked to the edge of the pond, strode out on the surface of the waters, scooped up his 139g blizz Boss, and calmly proceeded to throw a perfect deuce.
His turn next, Moses raised his arms and parted the waters, walked down and drained (as it were) the second deuce of the hole - from the bottom of the pond!
After he cleared the basket, and the waters settled, I watched the third guy flick his putter low over the remaining corner of the pond, only to see it intercepted by a leaping fish. The fish tumbled over in the air, but just before it splashed into the waves, an Eagle swooped down out of nowhere, grabbing the fish, disc and all, and soared up into the sky! Just before it disappeared into the ether, a bolt of lightning (clear blue sky, mind you!) zapped the Eagle's tail, and then struck the ground at the base of a small tree just off the green. The Eagle dropped the fish and the disc, which gained momentum and spin as it fell. The fish splashed down in the pond, but the disc hit at an angle about 100 feet out, and rolled right toward the basket. The tree fell down right in the way, hitting the ground just as the disc got there. The disc kicked up off a small branch, and right into the chains for another deuce!
I stood flabbergasted as Jesus hollered over, "Now, quit showing off, Dad!"