If you could be sponsored by any non-disc golf company, who would it be?

[Kenny53691]

Basically any company that would buy me a car and put gas in it!

 

[Mike12HawK]

Any one of my local gentlemen's clubs would do. Who wouldn't like free cover, *oo*ies, and booze?

 

[simpletwist]

Playboy or Bentley.

I know, The Rookies in Amsterdam. Yep, I'd like them to sponsor me.

 

[EL-KABONG]

Newcastle

signature product

KABONG! Ale (11% belgian style brain-scrambler)

 

[agentdozzer]

Chongs Bongs

 

[agent_peebody]

i'm not sure why, but i like this guy^

 

[Jukeshoe]

Mildred's Sandwich Shop.

 

[unknown2no1]

Howard Stern, he'd give me a weekly show to promote DG and pay my way to any tourny I wanted, not to mention Ronny the limo driver would drive me around with Ricks Cabaret Girls, and I'd get beetlejuice to caddy for me.

If you're not a Howard fan, i'm sorry for this

 

[Raptor]

Tequila Avion. Porn stars and sports cars ensue.

 

[Dthunderchicken]

google it. it's a company...an adult company

Great, now I'm feeling even older. What's a Google?

 

[Jukeshoe]

Great, now I'm feeling even older. What's a Google?

You know, dude, google.

Like, when you have had waay too much to drink, and you search the internet for really ugly women...

That's beer googles. :|

 

[Shuie]

Juke, i ate at mildreds the other day and got botchalism... bad choice of sponsor, my friend..... i would go with john's small moters and lawnmowers shop.

 

[Dthunderchicken]

You know, dude, google.

Like, when you have had waay too much to drink, and you search the internet for really ugly women...

That's beer googles. :|

No googles for me then. I used to do that in bars. The painful memories are enough. No regrets though. :thmbup:

 

[Raptor]

You know, dude, google.

Like, when you have had waay too much to drink, and you search the internet for really ugly women...

That's beer googles. :|

HEY-OOOOOOOOO

 

[kinfolkfan]

Everybody's Brewery in White Salmon, Wa. Because their beer makes me putt better... Not really, but it makes me feel better about my putts.

 

[Technohic]

Airline? try a private jet company.

http://www.apollojets.com/
Shaq uses these guys.

Either way, cant go wrong.

 

[Jukeshoe]

Juke, i ate at mildreds the other day and got botchalism... bad choice of sponsor, my friend..... i would go with john's small moters and lawnmowers shop.

Mildred's in Madison?!?!

You speak lies.

I ate there about 3 times a week for 5 years. Never had 1 issue.

You take it back or we'll have words at Flip! (you are comin', right?)


Edit: reooraghabalkroar!

 

[agent_peebody]

Edit: fartz

 

[McLeod]

Newcastle and Mercedes

 

[Disc Dog]

Peace Frogs for all the cool clothes

Lowes Home Improvemment because they work me to death and I need something for the grief of dealing with the public.

Ruth's Crist for the great food.

There that about covers it. Food, clothing, and shelter with these three. Very practical.