Things Disc Golfers Say

[88weeks]

"I'm on team Grip Lock."

"Get outa there!"
"Get off that!"
"Seriously?"

 

[notapro]

"Big slipper "
"Reverse pivot "
"C'MON BACK NOW, Y'HEAR!!!!"
"Nice! Layup!" (Trademarked)
"Too bad I forgot how to forehand"
"This course sucks!"
"I wanted that one"
"This hole should be a two, every time"
"I'm too high"
"Who's got a lighter?"
"Did anyone pick up my (insert missing disc name)"
"Station to station"
"Tweener hole"
"Get greasy!"
"Local route!!!!"
"Deeper..."
"It didn't turn over..."
"It's in the water!"
"C'mon/seriously/really?"
"What the **** are those people doing?"
"**** it, I'm throwing"

 

[DiscNutt123]

I can't believe they left that tree there. Terrible course design.

 

[Henline]

"Stupid Ent, stop stepping in front of my disc!"
"Don't forget to look eye-level in case a branch caught it."
"Frick! Where'd it go? I swear it landed right here!"
"Oh suuuuure...now you wanna fly straight..."

Pretty common for me and my buddies hehe.

 

[sisyphus]

When I screw up, I often say, "Really?" :doh:

From the subsequent tee box, I often get to yell out my previous score: "Four!"

Some times, I think, "Hmm...what should I use here..." and the best answer seems to be "a chain saw."

Best line I've heard out there: After a grip lock went shooting off 45 degrees to the right in front of a large, fun crowd during the ace race last year, my friend Chris (DiscDogNation) said to the guy, "Wow. I never visualized that line."

 

[sneakytiki]

"Sigh.... Another disc charging station..."

 

[titovanburen]

talking to disc in flight: "You're a __insert disc model here___ dangit!! Be a ___insert disc model here__!!"

 

[pmatt1969]

When I leave a putt short. What a P***Y

 

[General Scales]

That disc got Jenny Craig!
Treenied!
I would have made it.
Luck doesn't count.
Looked great till it left your hand.
I'm going to quit and open up a roller disco.

 

[ForTheGlory]

'ere

 

[Anon]

Most of my errant shots are met with:

'You have GOT to be kidding me.'
'Seriously?'
'Really?'

 

[sugarnot]

outside 30?

 

[TOURNEYPLAYER]

"I always birdie this hole"

*misses ten foot putt for birdie*

when i miss short

"needed to put some more d*ck in it"

 

[Hampstead]

Another 3? Looks like you got Parvo

 

[Thumber]

Another 3? Looks like you got Parvo

Here I am. Stuck in Pargatory

 

[ian.]

i sally'd it

 

[ChrisL430]

"Cheater Shot" (Someone says everytime I throw a thumber)
"That disc is going back on the shelf"
"That wasn't the disc's fault, I just suck"
"Slipped again"
"Get out of bounds" How can you get mad, if your disc does what you tell it too.

 

[chain_ape7]

"Man..... that was the Mother-in-Law Shot........it looked good leaving...."

A good disc golf buddy is one who is always a little bit worse than you are!

 

[DiscNutt123]

I'm just gonna ride the par train today.

 

[TOURNEYPLAYER]

heard a dude say

"sarah jessica parked it"


didnt really laugh too much.