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Last time I played, I happened to fart at the wrong moment in my backswing--- really messed my shorts up---
Last time I played, I happened to fart at the wrong moment in my backswing--- really messed my shot up---
I laugh when guys tell me after they throw an awful off-axis-torque-monkey FH, that gets sent the wrong way, that their Nuke OS or Stilleto is getting flippy.
I know this guy! A couple months ago I grabbed his new t-bird he was bitching about and threw a perfect sweeping 350' hyzer with it. His excuse, "you must not have as much snap as me"..........
I had someone with just about perfect form tell me I was getting "too much spin" on my discs and that's why they weren't going as far as his. Spin causes the discs not to glide as much, so they fall out of the sky. No dude, I just don't have the velocity you have on your discs. ... Guy was a natural, and had no clue what made his discs fly.
Oh, and I was complaining about some of my shots, mostly "I threw that too high" or "too low"
How I feel about this thread has been captured and put into interpretive dance by Nikko @ exactly 5:02 in this video link.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfoeSz3zO0k
The one that bugs me most is how everyone is quiet whilst discer #1 is teeing off. He has a bad shot, steps of the tee & commences to tell you exactly what was wrong with it, how he did this wrong, did that wrong & not stop talking about it until after discer #4 has thrown his tee shot. Courtesy is a two way street, but some just don't get it.
i do this, but not while others are teeing.
it is ALWAYS in response to people saying it wasn't really a bad shot or if "it had just been a liiiiittle farther this way" or "if it had just gotten through that tree". it kind of pisses me off when it's headed for the woods and people are still going "GET OFF OF IT" or "come on, come on!" it's done. i messed up the shot.
people who try to cheer me up in this manner actually bug me - it was a bad shot so stop patronizing me (i know they aren't trying to) - so i make it a point to tell them exactly what i did wrong so they stop trying to talk about "if only this happened".
if my aunt had a dick she'd be my uncle. i threw it wrong and i make it a point to tell them so we can all move on.
I got partnered with a fellow in random draw doubles last week that talked tirelessly about the shot that JUST left his hand- during our card mates shots(as well as mine)- what he did wrong, what he did right, etc... up until the moment he would shoot his next shot...and then it started all over again. Now by no means is he a 'bad' player, but I do believe this is a practice not conducive to success. I kept having to interrupt his not-so inner monologue to inform him we were up..and to focus on the next shot- you know...the one he still had control over.
That would drive me insane. Me and my older brother have been threw whole rounds, I swear, without saying hardly a word. Disc golf is really peaceful when it's quiet. I like to hear the disc cutting the air.
HAA! I definitely want to start using this when people make up stupid excuses on the course.
Also, unrelated, Kodachrome, who's quote is that in your signature? I'm just going to assume it's not yours.